Dear Diary,

 

Today I went to put my Merc into main dealer to have his sunroof fixed. Then went to get insurance and tax for the womans Range Rover!

 

She then decided to wash her vehicle at Tesco jet wash in Bangor. This was not so bad...LOL! As it must have been the first time in 6 months that she has wanted to wash her motor. Tip! When the buzzer goes for the initial shampoo wash, and then you have to use the brush, if you have someone else with you the lance still works while they are using the brush...ten dollar!

 

Anyway, missing the point here, whilst sitting waiting for the jetwash, in rolls mr 300ZX TT with his mate in the car and T-bar roofs off...BASTARD SONS OF SATAN!

 

Fills up with fuel and then tortures me somemore....

 

Next, go to Petsmart to get me Rotties some prepacked kids, G reg import TT silver sexy 300ZX monster with serious exhaust is there to torture me some more!

 

I am so depressed now, have been fine for the past few months but now I am not happy. Although I want my car back, I am moving house soon, and don't really want her back until I have secure area to keep her in.

 

However, this is most distressing!

 

Anyone with Physco assistance would be most grateful!

 

 

Timmy Non Twin Tub!

:-(

 

Hi,

I am in the same depressing club at the moment, having just sold my beloved Zed!

I was hoping to give her a blast next week, when I get my license back!....However, in a mad fit last week, I decided to sell her...worse still, I sold the car in two days!! to the first person to look at her!

Now I keep seeing 300ZX's everywhere!

JEZ

Jez,

 

It's the worst eh geeZer? I hate it? I've seen these guys loads of times aswell, mostly outside the bike shop(motor) in Bangor!

 

Pisses me off big time, I work down south in Stevenage and haven't seen one Z in all the time I've been down there!

 

Come home, and see nothing but horny Z monsters...........fucked off now!

 

£500 worth of traction control, recent book on 300 arrived, stickers from Craig arrived recently and no Z!

 

Miserable!

 

People don't realiZe what it's like?!?!??!?

 

 

Timmy Non Twin Tub

 

I have a different torture.

 

Before I had an Astra G reg 1.3. Bit of a jump from a 62bhp Astra to 300bhp ZX.

 

Anyway. Wigan is full of boy racers with there Saxos with body kits and Nova SRIs and Astra GTEs. I had fun trying to race them at light in town. Right past the Police station. The police are too busy stoping all the drunken fights in the Town Centre.

I thought it funny when these GTEs and SRIs struggle to beet me in my Astra. My Astra was quite fast for a 1.3.

 

The time came when I got my Z. Thinking come on you little twerps try it on now. Driving through Wigan one night hoping that a Boy Racer would try it. Stop at the lights in the left lane of a 3 lane carrageway and see a Escort RS2000 full of boys (complete with cap, at 10:30 at night) coming behind me. Lovley. I watch them come closer and closer, my excitement grows. The Escort is right behind me now and it will pull out into the next lane and I can show you up to all of your mates. And.... And.... And....... You have stopped behind me!

I have bought this car to show people up like you, and all the boy racers do now it park behind me. Aghhhh! I want to show you up infront of your 16 year old Kappa Slapper girlfriend and you park behind me.

The only people who try to beat me are middle aged women in the BWM or Merc and are suprised when I piss on them.

 

That is torture. Having 17 year olds beat me in there car while I drive an Astra, watching my friends by Lancias, while I still drive my Astra and save up to get a Z and when I do, no-one will play with me. *SOB*

 

Anyway! Thanks for listening, I am totally bored at 1:38am and am not in the slightest bit tired.

 

Student life. I love it.

 

Bye

 

Stuart

 

Stu,

 

However small the contribution...it's peeps like you that are keepin' me grinning at the moment!

 

Too pissed now to keep posting..."woman, let's get giggy with it!"

 

 

Timmy

;-)

 

Where is your Z whats happened to it?

 

well here is my torture.....

i woke up the sun is shinning, i take my tops of and go for a spin, everything is going really nicly, even a girly looked and smiled at me (and if youve seen me youll know that is quite a fete) and then .............. well nothing it was great lol

Timmy T,

It's a long way to go, Bangor to Stevenage, just to do a bit of work. So I'd guess you're one of the IT Contractor types working for one of the larger companies in Stevenage. If so which one - we may have something in common.

HI Tim

Were did you see the silver zed just i was down coventry yesterday and my reg is sexy if you did see me you would have seen me losing it at the manager as i went over a speed bump and took out my back spoiler which ive just put on its knackered know.

VERY PISSED OFF ZEDDER

Terry

Hi Andy,

 

Yep, IT it is, working for a company that build satellites. Give you a clue, used to be Matra Marconi Space.

 

For those that are interested, my car has been a turbulent ride so far. Anyway, not going to go through it all again as most of you know the details.

 

But car is at SE now having engine rebuilt!

 

It's been on a tour of specialists around the country and has ended up with Pete.

 

After being ripped off several times am now having the job done pukka!

 

Just depressed about not having it!

 

Nevermind, one day we'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when etc. etc.

 

 

Tim

;-)

 

P.S. Smiling now, after BBQ at the Bro's house and copious amounts of Heineken Smeineken!!! Lovely Jubbly!!!

 

Aha, I used to live just up the road from there in Old Stevenage. At the time I was very interested in buying a Matra Murena, but never quite got around to it. Anyway, I was actually thinking of the 'other' big company down the South end of Gunnells Wood Road, but seeing as you don't work there, then it doesn't matter.

 

Just remembered something fun about Stevenage - the Gunnells Wood Road underpass. Used to get all the bikes and my mates Escort RS2.1 airborne going North - must try it in the Z one day ....

Hi Tim

 

You should sell you SE and come back to the land of the Z's.

 

I can tell you are in love with them so why kid yourself with anything else . Sell it and get anoter 300 zx TT. :-).

 

 

Darren,

 

Am I reading that right?

 

.....Or have I spent to long in the sun...?

 

You think My old mukka Timmy Twin Tub owns an SE? (well that's the way it reads!)

 

He owns a Z.....but it's in bits at SE....

 

I am now going back to my BBQ to consume copious amounts of Pork Chops and steak....all on a bun of course

 

Happy chomping....

 

Matty.

Sorry Daz mate, no, my car is a TT auto. but with a shagged engine, so the car is at SE-Nissan(Silvia Engineering-Nissan) which is run by a guy called Pete.

 

SE are based in Essex(geeZer) and specialise in tuning all things Nissan, apart from the shite like Micras and Primeras etc. Although I don't know, maybe wrong there, Primeras maybe...LMAO!

 

My car was a bit of a lemon to be honest, but have stuck by it and see it more as a project now!

 

Sorry, I know that you are fairly new, sometimes peeps on here don't take that into account.

 

Matty the BBQ King,

 

BBQ's are the dogs aren't they, just got back from a nice meat fest at me baby Bros house. Pork chops in some kinda lovely marinage, burgers, bacon, lamb steaks in mint maranade...anyone hungry yet?

 

10/10

 

You largin' it aswell, REZPECT geeZer!

 

 

Timmy Non Twin Tub but full up with dead animal steaks(just for all you vegans out there) LMAO!

 

 

I suspect Darren may be referring to your Merc - the Sausage Eater, I'm sure you called it that in another post ....

Andy Fella,

 

Ah ha, yeah I know the one you mean, the scarey thousands of acres that belong to GlaxoWelcomeSmithKlineDrugMakers etc. etc.

 

God that place is amaZing, won't say too much on here as BIG BROTHER is watching...and I'm not on about the show with two token gay boyZ...LMAO!

 

So where are you then And?

 

Is your car a nice Red one? There was a red Z around my place a few months back.

 

 

Tim

;-)

 

LOL , I did see in another section of this that you had a Merc and when i seen 'SE' i put the 2 together and cam up with 10 ! :-). ANY WAY i am glad i got there in the end , And i am glad to see you have stuck by your 300zx . I can why they are lovely cars , I AM HOOKED !.

Timmy,

No I'm not based in Stevenage, but I do visit occasionally. Mine is a nice blue one - unlike all these common red ones you see around

Ahhhh Andy, that's not fair, mine's RED! The best colour, apart from the fact that my Ma always said "Don't buy a red car, they're nothing but trouble!".

 

Supra was OK, Capri Calypso was OK, but obviously one out of three with the Z had to happen!

 

Bummer, hey Andy, if you are around the Stevenage area give me a shout and let me have a butchers at your WORKING Z car...LOL!

 

Later mate

 

 

Tim

;-)

 

Should be in Stevenage on 10th July. Will let you know if I have any time.

Timmy,

 

I am still awaiting this Matty & Timmy drink fest.....

 

Me thinks it will be a good thing, I can show a working Z...apart from Air-Con

 

Still no lag on the power tho'.....2 scoobies snacked yesterday!

 

 

Matty.

i cant believe, that this weekend i did a 700 mile round trip, london, huntingdon, chester, AND NOT SEEN A SINGLE Z, except for DaveW's cos he was at the same place as me !!

 

 

 

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UK 92 TT White

Mongoose K&N AVCR

KYB Eibach

Craig,

 

I have seen only 2 Z's when I have been out and about....1 was a silver Z just past Oxford (M40) on way down to pick up Z from Jason Harper (Rides section needs updating!) and the other was Near midpoint park in Birmingham.....nothing else in the Month I have owned The Black Z....

 

Where are they all?

 

 

Matty.

Mine lurks in :

Chawston or St Albans or High Wycombe during the weekends

St Albans during week nights

Maidenhead during week days

and soon to be

High Wycombe during week nights instead of St Albans.

 

Motorways are A1, A1M, M25 and M4. Mainly.

 

And just for the record, it's RED with black leather seats, but seems to have a problem with the roof at the moment in that it keeps coming off, leaping into the bags and storing itself in my boot. Strangely, though, it appears to be scared of the dark because at night, it re-attaches itself correctly.

 

 

Ajay,

 

Can I borrow your roof?

 

Only so it can teach my roof to do the same, As I have to do it manually and it's such a bind having to take off the roof and let all that loverly sun in....

 

BTW, Leave yer name on the Blackpool thread!!

 

 

Matty.

Unfortunately Matty, you can't borrow it, because me and my roof have come to an understanding - I polish, wax and treat it with care and it leaps on and off when I request it. You should see its birthday piece - impressive yes. I can ask it to teach your roof to do the same, though. Didn't take long. You'd be amazed at what you can coax them to do with AutoGlym and Rain-X as the treat for getting it right.

 

I believe that it is getting some slides together and an "How-To" report is in the making.

 

And threatening them with screwdrivers and bird poo with seeds in also has quite dramatic effects.