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For all the golfers.....

As a young man, Norton was an exceptional golfer. At the age of 26, however, he decided to become a priest, and joined a rather peculiar Order. He took the usual vows of poverty, chastity, but his Order also required that he quit golf and never play again. This was particularly difficult for Norton, but he agreed and was finally ordained a priest.

 

One Sunday morning, the Reverend Father Norton woke up and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf. So... he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick and convinced him to say Mass for him that day. As soon as the Associate Pastor left the room, Father Norton headed out of town to a golf course about forty miles away. This way he knew he wouldn't accidentally meet anyone he knew from his parish.

 

Setting up on the first tee, he was alone. After all, it was Sunday morning and everyone else was in church! At about this time, Saint Peter leaned over to the Lord while looking down from the heavens and exclaimed, "You're not going to let him get away with this, are you?"

 

The Lord sighed, and said, "No, I guess not." Just then Father Norton hit the ball and it shot straight towards the pin, dropping just short of it,

rolled up and fell into the hole. It WAS A 420 YARD HOLE IN ONE! St. Peter was > astonished. He looked at the Lord and asked, "Why did you let him do > that?"

 

The Lord smiled and replied, "Who's he going to tell?"

 

Thats a bugger that is!

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A minister, a doctor and a engineer are playing golf. A group of men are playing golf ahead of them and they are taking an unusually long time. The minister ask one of the caddies who this group ahead of them were. The caddy tells them that the group is a bunch of blind men that the club has allowed to play here once a month.

 

Hearing this the minister immediately says, "I will say an extra prayer for these men at my next sermon." The doctor says, "I will be go back to my office later today and discover a cure for blindness." The engineer then says “Couldn’t they play at night?"

:D :D :D :D LOL:D :D :D

 

Bilky where are you on merseyside??

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Actually - I should update it I'm near Southport now!

BILKY DO YOU KNOW OF ANY WHERE ON MERSEYSIDE THAT COULD PUT LEATHER TRIM IN MY Z. I KNOW THE Z-CENTRE DOES IT BUT WAS LOOKIN FOR SOMEWHERE LOCAL

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Sorry - no, but I've never really looked to be honest - have u tried the yellow pages?

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