January 15, 200323 yr Subject: Britain against terrorism. > > A plan with no drawbacks ... > > Britain against terrorism. > As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked > woman who is not his wife. > So, this Saturday at 2:00 PM GMT all British women are asked to walk out of > their house completely naked to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists. > Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist > effort to have full effect. > All men are to position themselves in chairs in front of their house to > prove they are not Taliban, demonstrating that they think it's okay to see > nude women other than their wife and to show support for all British women. > And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at > your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. > The British Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and > applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity, especially > considering the current weather conditions. > God Save the Queen!
Subject: Britain against terrorism.
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> A plan with no drawbacks ...
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> Britain against terrorism.
> As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked
> woman who is not his wife.
> So, this Saturday at 2:00 PM GMT all British women are asked to walk out
of
> their house completely naked to help weed out any neighbourhood
terrorists.
> Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
> effort to have full effect.
> All men are to position themselves in chairs in front of their house to
> prove they are not Taliban, demonstrating that they think it's okay to see
> nude women other than their wife and to show support for all British
women.
> And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at
> your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
> The British Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and
> applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity, especially
> considering the current weather conditions.
> God Save the Queen!