Where I can find a decent squirrel drug dealer? The squirrels in our back garden used to use the local dealer but he got run over last night. They smoked their final stash last night and are now desperate so have asked me for help.... They would preffer a red, but, if it must be, then a grey will do.... Your help as always much appreciated.....

 

CheerZ,

 

Andy

well the squirrels in our back yard, ill have you know are on special ops at the moment, been staking out my back garden, looking into biblicle and mass situations, ill give them a shout, they are way to organized

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Sorry, no. But I think if you do a search on tt.net you'll find it as it's been discussed many times on there. The yanks know a lot more about squirrels because they say 'whatever' and 'like' a lot.

They're out pulling trees at night you know. That's how trees grow...the squirrels pull them a little bit at a time.

 

To find a pusher, you need to find a field of sheep. The sheep are controlled remotely by the squirrels in the trees. There is always a head honcho squirrel with the stash of remote controls. Ask him. He knows.