There's an Italian, a Frenchman and an Irishman:

The Italian says, "When I have a-finished makina love with my girl-a-friend, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees. She floatsa 6 inches abova da bed in ecstasy".

 

The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah 'ave finished making ze love with ze girlfriend Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick ze soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy".

 

The Irishman says, "Dat's nottin'. When Oi've finished shaggin' me bord, I get out of da bed, walk over to d'window and wipe me knob on the curtains. She hits the fockin' roof everytime."

 

And my final joke for the night.

 

 

Hugs and kisses

 

 

Wendy

hahahahaha

 

you know - for a pregnant bird, you've gotta GSOH (or is that just cos you've had to find something else to fill the time over the past few months? :D :D )

 

How's it goin', Wendy - must be soon now?

 

Cheers - Gio

 

PS must get new curtains....

OUCH! I have Venetion blinds:D:D:D.

Hi ya Gio, yes I do enjoy a good laugh, most of the jokes I get from a friend in Canada, and she is as barmy as I am.

 

I have had a bad cold for the last couple of days, so decided to make everyone laugh.

 

I only have to wait until !st January and believe me I am counting down the days.

 

And Mac those venetian's will get you everytime:D :D

 

 

HUGS AND KISSES

 

Wendy