A Scotsman, an Italian, and an Irishman are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.

Then the Scotsman says, "Aye, this is a nice bar by the way, but where I come fae, back in Glasge, there's a better wan. At MacDougal's, ye buy a drink, ye buy anoer drink, and MacDougal hesel will buy yir third drink!"

The others agree that sounds like a good place.

Then the Italian says, "Yeah, dat's a nice-a bar,but where I come from, dere's a better one. In Roma, dere's dis place,Vincenzo's. At Vincenzo's,you buy a drinka an Vincenzo buys you a drinka. You buy anudda drinka an Vincenzo buys you anudda drinka."

Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar.

Then the Irishman says, "You tink dat's great? Where Oi come from in Dublin, dere's dis place called Morphy's. At Morphy's, they boi ye yer first drink, dey boi ye yer second drink, den dey boi ye yer tird drink an yer fourth an yer fifth...all bleedin noight and den, after all dat, dey take you out de back and get you laid!"

"Wow!" say the other two. "That's fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?"

"No," says the Irish guy, "but it happened to me sister!

lmao i aint heard that one b4

So......Where is this pub then?? Any directions?? Maybe a meet there someday??? ;)

 

 

LMFAO!!

 

Robert. :D