A Duck,on the way home:(

Not as good as a f@uck on the way home!

Maybe it was Roy.... Maybe he fvcked a duck and killed it :D:D:D

 

CheerZ,

 

Andy

FuzzY Duck anyone?

So I've heard ROFLMFFFFFFAO :D:D:D:D Actually, I heard it was ANYTHING, whether it moves or not... :D

 

CheerZ,

 

Andy

Oh NO what have I srarted now LOL:D

My mate mullered a badger once while his Mrs was asleep in the passenger seat! BANG! She woke up and said what was that? He said nothing dear...he aimed for it apparently...evil or what? :D

 

Choose your weapon of choice...he chose his Citroen Xantia and it proved to be effective. :D

I killed a fox with the front of my Z.

It dived out of a hedge and onto the passenger side fog light!

Pushed my eurethane front back and bent the arch liner out by 2 inches.

Dread to think what would have happened if it was my new Scarab fibreglass front.

 

The lazy fox just lied there at the side of the road for weeks...

Don't under estimate the power of the fox Christopher! My mate wrote the front end of his Caprice 2.8 infection off at the loss of a foxy loxy's life! ROFL :D

 

Basil Brush my ar5e!!! :D

Believe it or not, several years back a firend and i were on our way to winchester going along a country road on his Yamaha 600cc one cylinder bike (fired every other lamp post that thing) and we ran over a deer!! i was snoozing on the back of the bike and thought we went over a brick!!, we turned round and went back and sure thing there was a deer with a dirty great tyre track going through its guts. I dont know how the bike stayed up and we didnt come off!!

 

cheers

steve