Right this Sunday at our local we are holding a charity day/night. I'm the only one out of like 30 of us to have not sorted it yet. So seeing as no one knows what I'm going as, I want to go as something so inappropriate it's a bit close to the line. Or something you don't see often so far I've thought about

 

The Stig

Hitler

Steve Irwin with a stingray hanging out of him

A priest with a blow up doll stuck to him

Jimmy saville

 

What do you guys think?

go in your pants

 

when people as what you costume is tell them

 

Premature ejaculation

 

I came in my pants :ninja:

Lmao!!! I doubt anyone will want to see me like that haha

If you go as the stig you will have to drink your beer through a straw!!

Some say he dosnt need to drink and he chews his food. With his arse hole :lol:

Some say he dosnt need to drink and he chews his food. With his arse hole :lol:

superb........lol

How about a used sanitary towel?........ saw a guy do this for new year fancy dress costume.....he won first prize of a holiday..... they played Dr Alban it's my life......

Or is that too far?

lol

How about a used sanitary towel?........ saw a guy do this for new year fancy dress costume.....he won first prize of a holiday..... they played Dr Alban it's my life......

Or is that too far?

lol

 

Period costume?

Period costume?

rofl........

They had done foam towel with wings and loads of red paint, his mate went as a tampon with applicator ....lol

Huh. Come back toga parties - all is forgiven!!

Period costume?

 

Hahahahaha.... Very good mate!!

 

Of your original choices, I'd go as Hitler or Jimmy Saville - both for the reaction factor. Although with every Prince and his dog doing the Hitler thing, Jimmy Saville will certainly have the bigger impact.

 

Richard:laugh:

Unless they end up with 30 Jimmy saville's..... that would scare the crap outta any scouts or brownies in a 20 mile radius.......lol

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Ron Jeremy, a black curly wig, fuzzy tash, some 80's togs and half a dozen socks down your pant's sorted!

 

And your guaranteed to pull all the best chicks by the end of the night........well may be not!

Simple and cheap ?

 

Old sheet, cut a hole and pop your head through.

Teatowel over your head with a snake belt or similiar as a head band.

Loads of empty milk cartons tied all over you !

 

Milk Sheikh !!! :laugh: :laugh: :clap:

 

:blink:

 

I will get me coat :whistling:

 

Alan........

Simple and cheap ?

 

Old sheet, cut a hole and pop your head through.

Teatowel over your head with a snake belt or similiar as a head band.

Loads of empty milk cartons tied all over you !

 

Milk Sheikh !!! :laugh: :laugh: :clap:

 

:blink:

 

I will get me coat :whistling:

 

Alan........

 

Is it a long mac

Haha some good ideas. I think im going to go as saville!

now then, now then, now then, that certainly is inappropriate...............can I get a shot of your costume for next halloween then, would love to see the faces on the parents when Jimmy Saville opens the door to their little dears!

Yeah ill take some pictures and pop them up next week sometime