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Sometimes I think governments are evil overlords and sometimes I think they are just stupid.

 

For example, their latest wizard wheeze appears to be to use hedgehogs to teach kids to cross the roads safely. Aaaaargh.

 

That's like using Kurt Cobain as a spokesthing for the Samaritans. Good Grief.

 

And worse than that, the soundtrack is by those tight-trousered, big-teethed Aussie falsetto queens the Bee Gees. What better group to really engage with today's UK pre-teens.

 

FFS. My life already.

 

PPS please try not to drive over too many helpless animals - the slippery mess doesn't do anything for your roadholding.

 

PPPS http://www.sttiggywinkles.org.uk/Discover_St_Tiggywinkles/discover_st_tiggywinkles.htm

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Gio that's because the poor hedgehog is the biggest roadside casualty in the UK:(

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Originally posted by MAC 1

Gio that's because the poor hedgehog is the biggest roadside casualty in the UK:(

 

Yeh I know but surely nothing excuses the bloody Bee Gees?

Originally posted by Gio

Yeh I know but surely nothing excuses the bloody Bee Gees?

ROFL:D

Hedgehogs are cool mate!

 

Kids on the other hand should be kicked up and down the street and wacked over the head at every turn!!! FFS!

 

What has a hedgehog ever done to deserve getting kicked by muppets???

 

My old man used to kick the fcuk out of me and me Bro and it worked wonders!

 

Tesco put this thing out recently about how to deal with yer kid in the supermarket when they get the arse! FCUKING WACK 'EM!!! LMFAO :D

 

My old man used to say to me and me Bro "You don't stop balling and you'll get another!" bingo!!! :D

 

Smack the fcukers! Yeah you see lions and tigers going "ohhhhh, stop playing up or I'll have to say...stop it!"

 

NOOOOOOO!

 

Yeah I don't have kids of my own but I got 3 x Rotties and trust me when I say that if you don't get physical with them they will walk over you big time! Kids are NO different! ;)

 

P.S. also going on personal experience of being a kid and not progressing much further! ROFL :D :D

 

LEAVE THE HEDGEHOGS ALONE! FCUKERS!

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