Hi guys,

Just need to know the best places to visit, im an older party boy so not interested in a quiet place, nothing too seedy either but plenty of beautiful women. Oh and im aware of the ladyboys.

OK well..... speaking from very pleasant experience a few years ago.....

 

Get yourself down to Patong Beach, Phuket.... it's well chilled and relaxed but make sure you go to the Bangla Road area for the bars and girls and also don't miss 'Christins Soapy Massage' (top of Bangla Road, Turn Right and it's on your right after a few yards) for an amazing 1 1/2 hr (90 min) exerience (for about £20)

 

More info on what happens at a 'soapy' just ask me lol

 

Or for that matter splash out and enjoy four 'amazing experiences' simultaneously for about 60 quid if you haggle a discount lol

 

If 'No 6' is still there she is very very good lol

 

And don't worry about the ladyboys they are a good laugh and won't hassle you. Hint: if the woman has a 'western style' figure it is probably a bloke cos thia girls ain't built that way. Nuff said :biggrin:

 

Oh and PS if married take the missus - the Thai girls happily do threesomes lol

Edited April 25, 201312 yr by dicky96
additional info

Thanx for that useful info dicky, whats with the soapy then?

Check out the islands Koh Phi Phi, Koh Toa, Koh Phangnan, can't go wrong with a bit of beach action! I lovd Chiang Mai up North as well as Pai. I hated Koh Samui and Phuket, both expensive shit holes IMO lol

Well from your list of requirements and my personal experience a few years ago .... try Bournmouth.

 

Rich

OK well..... speaking from very pleasant experience a few years ago.....

 

Get yourself down to Patong Beach, Phuket.... it's well chilled and relaxed but make sure you go to the Bangla Road area for the bars and girls and also don't miss 'Christins Soapy Massage' (top of Bangla Road, Turn Right and it's on your right after a few yards) for an amazing 1 1/2 hr (90 min) exerience (for about £20)

 

More info on what happens at a 'soapy' just ask me lol

 

Or for that matter splash out and enjoy four 'amazing experiences' simultaneously for about 60 quid if you haggle a discount lol

 

If 'No 6' is still there she is very very good lol

 

And don't worry about the ladyboys they are a good laugh and won't hassle you. Hint: if the woman has a 'western style' figure it is probably a bloke cos thia girls ain't built that way. Nuff said :biggrin:

 

Oh and PS if married take the missus - the Thai girls happily do threesomes lol

 

Nothing too seedy the man said and you have quoted nothing but, sure Bob isn't interested in the kind of stuff I can read between your lines :innocent:.

Funnily enough I found Patong Beach, Phuket to be cheap and lively (and most certainly not sleazy!)

 

What happens at Christins Soapy Massage..... ahh OK here goes....

 

I kept an extensive blog of a lot of those experiences from about 6 years ago on another site... so it's easiest for me to copy/paste from there

 

And No nothing seedy (andy)..... but something very erotic :biggrin:

 

Prolog

OK this is the 4th part of my blog reproduced in full and follows on from when we had been in Phuket for about 10 days (in 2007) and had met with a welsh couple at the same hotel.

 

We went out for a meal together the night before and he asks if I've tried a massage while there. I say I haven't, he says 'you really must, I go almost every day' and the missus says 'go for it'

 

So the next afternoon.....

 

 

The Blog

OK so there I am one hot afternoon in Thailand, walking to Christins massage with my new found Welsh friend.

 

He's saying to me 'now we are away from the women I'll tell you what to expect'

 

'When we get to Christins we'll go upstairs to the bar and have a beer, There will be three big windows at the end of the bar and there may be 50 or 60 girls behind each window'.

 

'The window in the middle is the "expensive" window, the one on the right is the "mid-price" and the one on the left is the cheap "window".'

 

'hmmmm what's the difference?'

 

'Well the expensive window is supposed to be the most attractive girls. The cheap ones will probably be very new and not very experienced masseurs. I normally go for the mid price he says. They will cost you about £18 for an hour and a half...'. Also for a word of advice, pick a small girl as the larger ones tend to be a bit heavy when they are walking up and down your back!

 

OK so 10 mins later we adrinking a bottle of Singha and there are all these girls behind the three windows dressed mostly in bikini;s or sexy lingerie, smiling and coo-ing at us, all vying for our attention.

 

They've all got a little numbered badge pinned on to their scant attire somewhere or other. So we wander over to the windows for a good look and eventually he say - 'you better chose a girl'. He's poinitng out a few girls by number and saying 'she's good', or similar.

 

So I looks around at the midprice window (thinking this is probably good advice) and No. 6 catches my attention as she has a lovely smile and inviting looking eyes. So I'll have number 6 I says.

 

Good choice he says. Then he goes straight to the cheap window and picks two girls!! I didn't mention that option he says with a cheeky grin! I thought it best not seeing as it's your first time....

 

So we hand over the dosh (I'm feeling a bit done here, thinking hmmm he got 2 for 24 quid and mine cost me £18 for one) Anyway out comes number 6 and immediately wraps her self around me in a rather over familiar manner and says 'Shall we go to the lift?' which kind of took my mind off the issue.

 

So mr Wales and his two girls get out a couple floors below saying 'I'll see you later for another beer', and I carry on up with number 6 wondering just what exactly a soapy massage consists of.

 

Christins massage is arranged like a rather large hotel. With the communal bar and 'girls windows' then lots of individual air conditioned rooms. Miss 6 takes me to her room and invites me in. I'm figuring now 'ahh I see these girls must live here and work here' as the room has a few personal effects, a table, a few chairs, bed, and I can see across the room to a bathroom area, with a bucket on the floor and an inflatable lilo!

 

While I'm looking around I realise that no 6 is already undressing me, which I let her do - and then starts to undress herself! Wow I thought this looks like it could be fun.

 

Once we were naked and she was being a bit kissy kissy and touchy feely she led me over to the lilo and said in her cute Thai-English accent 'lie down on your tummy'

 

Next I hear the taps run and a sound like someone is filling a bucket.

 

Suddenly she throws this bucket of warm water over me and starts pouring what feels like bubble bath and oils on my back, certainly they smelt like scented oils.

 

Next thing I know she starts to massage all the oils in - using every part of her body.... except for her hands!! I can feel her sliding up and down my back, I can even feel her small breasts gently rubbing against me. As soon as I get used to this she turns me over and starts to repeat the process on my chest, torso, thighs, face! She rolls me sideways, gets into a "scissor sister" type position on the floor and lifts one of my legs, then starts rubbing her thighs up and down mine, and rubbiing her groin against mine too. All this goes on for 10-15 mins or more..... then she gets up, throws another bucket over me and says 'let's bath together'

 

So now she runs a nice warm bath and washes me all over. Then she stands and asks me to wash her while she starts running the shower.

 

Well I'm really taking my time now as I'm very much enjoying this 'massage'. And why not, I've got a naked and well fit Thai girl in front of me and she's letting me get my soapy wet hands over every little inch of her body like a demented octopus on acid!!

 

Next thing she gets mouthwash and gives that to me. Then to herself. Then we kiss while continuing all this touch feely stuff. Finally we stand pressing our bodies together under the shower and let water run all over us to wash all the soaps and oils away.

 

Wow that was great i'm thinking... having lost track of time but sure it can't have been over an hour yet. So we towel each other down and then she say 'go and lie in the other room while I get ready'

 

'Ready'?

 

'Oh just go and lie down, you'll see'....

 

So now I'm lying on the bed feeling great and smelling pretty wonderful too lol, when she walks in with a condom in her hand

 

At this point a *very strange* thought goes straight through my mind! Call me nieve and god knows why I hadn't really thought it before but suddenly It dawns on me. This isn't a massage parlour... it's a bloody brothel!!

 

Before I could even think to object on goes the condom (I'm feeling pretty aroused by all the previous soapy fun' and she starts oral on me through the condom! Not long after that she's on top trying to have sex with me. She did get it in to be fair, but I was just getting over the shock of thinking 'brothel' and starting to have some feelings of guilt about the missus... and the ol' boy decided to let me down!

 

To be honest she wasn't phased one bit, she got things started with the oral again, had another go at sex, realised it wasn't gonna happen, and went oral to completion instead (still wearing the condom).

 

Ahh that's better she cooed. For me or for her I wondered :)

 

'Now time for the massage'!

 

Well at this point I had kinda forgotten about the walking up and down on your back bit, but well it was true and she did! She also stretched and massaged and 'slapped' just about every part of my body.

 

After that it was another bath together, then we dressed each other and she led me from the room, spraying air freshener behind us and turning out the lights. I decided to leave a 'tip' on the table - I thought the experience worth another fiver

 

When I got back to the bar she kissed me and even said 'thank you!' for what I'm not sure and then went back to sit behind the mid priced window.

 

A few other guys had entered the bar and were looking at girls. I go a beer and Mr Wales arrived back with his two girls. Did you enjoy that then he says! I think the smile on my face said it all

 

We had a last beer and while doing so some old guy, guess he must have been about 60, walks in. I can see him haggling with the cashier bloke.... next thing he points at a girl. and another, another...... all in all 5 girls come out and wrap themselves around him. He hands over what looks to be about £60

 

That;s a bit much isn;t it? I ask Mr Wales. He says 'well not really, he's probably here with his wife and comes here just once. So £60 for 90 mins with 5 young thai girls is proably his treat for the year.

 

"Actually it seems like a bargain come to think of it..." I saud.

 

When we get back to the hotel mr Wales says 'dont tell the wives what happened'

 

Course not I say... I go up to the room and catch the wife having an afternoon nap. You look happy she say, and wow your skin feels very soft and you smell delicious. She's obviously edging for a sh*g! Ahh I say, when the masseur girl walked on my back I think I sprained something' Lets have a couple hours kip and do it later.

 

I drifted off to some very nice dreams.... but when I woke up and looked at her still sleeping, I just knew in my heart that no matter what the consequences, I couldn't keep what had really happened a secret from her for long

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Fookin Hell, did you used to write the "Readers Stories" in me Dad's old Razzle's?

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Fookin Hell, did you used to write the "Readers Stories" in me Dad's old Razzle's?

 

Was there stories in Razzle then? Can't say I ever noticed.. :w00t:

Funnilly everone who has ever read the blog says how well I wrote it

 

But nahh I ain't a professional writer, it's just from my Blog and an accurate description (lest I forget how much fun I had, when I get old lol)

 

You can probably tell I really did write it from my writing style on posts here etc , I would think :cool3:

I spent a couple of months back packing a few yrs ago....

 

Didn't really do the "party" stuff above lol but there are some things u GOTTA do

 

1. Tiger temple, taking a fully grown tiger for a walk through the jungle, one of the best days in my life. It's near katcumburi so u can do the "bridge over the river Kwai" thing too

2. Koh Tao, stay in a hut on stilts on the beach, really chilled few days

3. Full moon party ......OMG what a blast, and off your face lol

I stopped off in thailand in 2009 when i was travelling. Didnt like Bangkok that much but flew to a place called Krabi on the west coast away from the party places. It was great. Very relaxing and cheap! We paid £16 a night. The hotel rooms were seperate mini bungalows. Decided to stay 2 weeks in the end and my girlfriend did a diving course. Ill see if i can remember the hotel name.

I would love to go to Thailand for two reasons; 1 The food...nom nom and 2 The fishing...

 

Boring, I know but I would spend the entire time eating and fishing in one of the many commercial fisheries they have..

Tuk tuks are the only way to travel in Bangkok

where the fvk are we...a car club or soapytits . com:eek: dicky...change your newspaper to the Times mate as all this plumber in the bedroom stuff is starting to rub off:biggrin:

Tuk tuks are the only way to travel in Bangkok

 

we got a tour of bangkok on a tuk tuk. the guy kept dropping us off at jewelry shops and suit shops cus if we went in and showed an interest he would get free petrol off them. it got annoying in the end!

LOL znut - well he did ask what a soapy was!!

 

@scubanesh

That Tiger thing sounds amazing - is there like a website link for that? Would put that on the list if we are ever in that part of the world again

 

re the soapy - I hope no-one was actually offended but believe me that is all exactly true how it happened (and it seems as popular a pastime as fishing, food or tuk tuks over there)

 

Given the opportunity yeah I would certainly do it again, , but I am not publishing any more of my blogs on here so I'll leave it to your imaginatiion! lol

 

Thailand to me is the best place in the world (at least that we ever visited)..... the food, the people, the scenery and the atmosphere (and yeah the party scene) are second to none. Anyone going there is sure to have a really good time - BVEN300 I'm sure you will have a great time whatever you want to try while you are there.

we got a tour of bangkok on a tuk tuk. the guy kept dropping us off at jewelry shops and suit shops cus if we went in and showed an interest he would get free petrol off them. it got annoying in the end!

 

Its part of the fun got a whole days tour for nothing.

 

At night time you can get them to race.

 

Need to go back soon as I have a uncle that lives on Samui. Amazing island if you stay on the other side away from all the tourist tat.

Thanks dicky96, great story, ive done similar in Hamburg but w/out the soapy lol. One last question for you/anyone, whats the best time of the year to go?

You're welcome

 

Thailand has two seasons - Dry (Nov to March) and wet (Apr to Oct)

 

Wet doesn't mean it's grey and p!sses down all day like it does here, it means they have sudden heavy downpours then the sun comes out and it all turns to steam and evaporates

 

The temperatrure never varies very much from 34 - 38c all year

 

Well at least in Phuket

 

It tends to be more expensive for everything in high season (eating out, drinks and even soapies - so I am told)

 

We went start of March and it was very lively. It was dry sunny and hot every day for 16 days (apart from a 30 min downpour one evening)

 

Rich

Edited April 26, 201312 yr by dicky96

Thanks Rich, sounds great.

Just look up tiger temple on the net mate, loads of excursion companies out there do it :)

OK will do, cheers mate.

Just look up tiger temple on the net mate, loads of excursion companies out there do it :)

lol now after reading all that I wanna go to Thailand too.......for the food & fishing you understand!