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I have ever had one of my threads closed !!:blink:

 

Apoligies for my thread earlier with the spoof Ebay ad, having a tease at the typical stereo-typecast of the Yorkshire man !

It was meant in jest, yet seemed to have ruffled a few feathers ? :huh:

 

Wasnt aimed at anyone in particular, just a bit of friendly banter. Having worked at Stansted Airports Diamond Hangar for nigh on four years,

I took my share of slagging about being a Scot, or "sweaty sock" as I got called constantly !:laugh: I kinda thought that most folks on this forum were broad minded ? Apparently not !:no: Will say one thing, if that offended you, dont watch an old episode of the Goodies doing Eckythump !

 

Dinnae think there was any need for the terrorist/911 reference, but hey, whatever floats your boat !

 

As for my avatar, what has that got to do with anything ? There are many different types of Avatars on here ?

 

Issues, mmm ? Nope, trying hard to have some, but am damned if I can find any ? Easy going bloke me !

 

So, apoligies if it offended you, but it was funny !!

 

Should add here, the only other post I have ever got closed was on another forum, not on here !! The Corvette forum didnt like the "Aussie" joke !

 

Have a nice weekend peeps !

 

Alan the weegie !!

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pmsl, maybe some folk just havent got a scence of humour, wonder how many english irish scotsmen jokes have they told?

 

9/11 refrence was just plain stupid

 

but hey, its done now and closed so lets move on, looking forward to your next instalment alan

Wouldnt worry about it mate, ive had the p ripped out of me, so had car.mad and to be quite honest every one has, they should stay away from the jokes section if they are easily offended.

 

Personally i think there was some who were just out to cause a rift today, it was shut not because of your add, it was shut due to the very rude and offensive reply you had too it, we have loads of responses in a stereotypical manner and only today did anyone take offence at it for some strange reason.

 

We are all mature adults and as such should be able to take a joke, it wasn't pointed at anyone in particulate. hell im german and you wouldn't believe the crap ive had to deal with because of it. there was no need for the response you had, and you keep your avatar how you want it as well my good man, there is nothing in the rules that specifically states you need to show a 300zx, you dont even need to update it if you wish not too.

 

Anyway, carry on :)

Hi Mate,

 

I thought it was funny and you need to be able to laugh at yourself before you can laugh at others.....

 

I was at a wedding in Glasgow on Sunday and everybody got up and danced to Donald wheres your troosers.. funny as f*ck

Hi Mate,

 

I thought it was funny and you need to be able to laugh at yourself before you can laugh at others.....

 

I was at a wedding in Glasgow on Sunday and everybody got up and danced to Donald wheres your troosers.. funny as f*ck

 

I was at a wedding last week and this ejit was hanging from the ceiling "who is that" I asked and someone said its Sean DeLear:lol:

I thought it was great (mainly because I'm a southern fairy) I didn't see any of the comments after mine because I had work to do but any one not taking it in jest needs to grow up imo, u don't see car.mad kicking off anytime someone calls him welsh (actually come to think of it he does kick off... all the time... it's even referenced under his avatar!! Lol) but in all seriousness I wouldn't worry there's always gonna be people out to cause trouble

I was so p'eed at the comment that came after that I forgot to say how funny I thought the ebay thingy was :lol:

tut eh if you can't have a laugh what can you have oh by the way I post quite regularly in the jokes:clown:

tut eh if you can't have a laugh what can you have oh by the way I post quite regularly in the jokes:clown:

 

too right mate :thumbup1:

I was at a wedding last week and this ejit was hanging from the ceiling "who is that" I asked and someone said its Sean DeLear:lol:

 

Feck, Ive googled Sean Delear and then got the joke...:blush: no way ... lmao...

Feck, Ive googled Sean Delear and then got the joke...:blush: no way ... lmao...

 

hhahahaha :lol:

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Cheers troops ! Nice dude me, dinnae like to offend ! :tongue_smilie:

 

Heres how we Jocks would have done Star Trek !

 

 

Alan.....

Hey Alan, dont worry about it mate! I want people to take the piss out of me! I love the banter! :lol:

 

Easy target?? :clown:

Easy target?? :clown:

 

Yep Rich is a top bloke who likes a laugh as are most of us on here. I'm an insomniac and get a lot of ribbing about that but do I care? Not in the slightest, I find it just as funny as they do. lol

Yep Rich is a top bloke who likes a laugh as are most of us on here. I'm an insomniac and get a lot of ribbing about that but do I care? Not in the slightest, I find it just as funny as they do. lol

 

So far Ive found this to be a great forum and met some great people.... And you are right mate its about fun and sometimes it comes back your way....

 

i hope the people on here stay the same and the forum keeps this great spirit...

 

I used to be conceited but now im perfect... sooo not a target... lol....

I used to be conceited but now im perfect... sooo not a target... lol....

 

have a joke about that

 

Conceited is a peasant floating down the river on his back, jacking off, and screaming, "Raise the drawbridge!!!" :clown:

I used to be conceited but now im perfect... sooo not a target... lol....

 

have a joke about that

 

Conceited is a peasant floating down the river on his back, jacking off, and screaming, "Raise the drawbridge!!!" :clown:

 

Heard its the best way to catch fish....

devils advocate here, im very proud of where i live and who i am, i take pride in myself and my surroundings, not too bad but im happy, if someone was personally attacking where i live or how i live then i would be pissed

 

but i also love a laugh and can take a joke, i also know when not to take things to heart, i get called all the time for being a good looking makem, even worse when an ugly black and white maggie is about, its about knowing when things are just a bit of fun with no malice intended

 

anyone who knows alan or bigmincey as he is known knows that he doesnt mean to be serious and offencive, ive seen jokes about scots from him

 

its all in the manner of fun and not nasty attacks on certain people or where they live

 

hope this as come across as it is meant to, if not tough, you cant all be smart and good looking like us makems lol

only salt water fish lol so the wife says

 

Did try it once, apparently thats why theres no fish in the tees...... lol...

 

Keep the jokes coming by the way. I always copy them and send them round my work colleagues....

devils advocate here, im very proud of where i live and who i am, i take pride in myself and my surroundings, not too bad but im happy, if someone was personally attacking where i live or how i live then i would be pissed

 

but i also love a laugh and can take a joke, i also know when not to take things to heart, i get called all the time for being a good looking makem, even worse when an ugly black and white maggie is about, its about knowing when things are just a bit of fun with no malice intended

 

anyone who knows alan or bigmincey as he is known knows that he doesnt mean to be serious and offencive, ive seen jokes about scots from him

 

its all in the manner of fun and not nasty attacks on certain people or where they live

 

hope this as come across as it is meant to, if not tough, you cant all be smart and good looking like us makems lol

 

yep agree but not with last bit smart good looking you got mixed with the carrot crunches in sarrrrrfolk

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