most of you know im a plumber for a housing association, during my work i would say ive seen most things, and very rare that im shocked.

well today i arrive at this house, as i walk up the path i can see the curtains look like they have been washed in tea water, the front garden appears to be the missing link like to the amazon jungle.

knock on the door, after a minute or so, i hear a grumbled voice "ooooo dat? i reply im here to look at the leak. door opens to be confronted by a bloke i can only describe as having appeared in the film deliverance wearing just a long towel. now this is also washed in the same stuff the curtains have been.

i go inside and the pong is overwhelming, old food and open bin bags all over the place. as i stand in amazement how someone coulkd live like this its clear that there is water dripping into the kitchen form the bathroom. Basically it was cleaning the floorboards (no vinly or carpet). i go upstairs open the bathroom door, and find there is about 8" of dirty green water in the bath, to my dis belief i see 3 terapins living in the bath.

as im searching for the leak somewhere in there, i can hear tap tap tap, click,click, click, cant think what it is, but can hear it.

as i go down stairs the guy is sitting in the chair, with the long towel now raised up of the floor and he is tapping his toenails on the floor, playing a tune lol

i ask whats the deal with the terapins in the bath, he replys "its where they live..........

were do you wash then? i ask.

in the kitchen sink...........WTF

is he joking that sink hasnt seen clean water in friggin years. as its full of crap and plates with mould growing on them.

say i cant locate the leak, must be from under the bath and until he clears the terapins out, we can do no more.

to which he replies "oh well it will stay leaking then"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WTF glad he didnt offer me a cuppa..........

How can people live like that

The dirty *******

lmfao - cheeky bugger, that was my house

 

j/k. Man thats sick. I thought u was gonna say he had owel round him as he just got out of bath with terrapins. lmao.

 

wouldnt be sprised after all that.

Some proper dirty fookers out there. I had to do a job replaceing the full bathroom. I went in and there was sh1t every where. all up the walls the bath was full. all over the floor where they had missed the toilet, toilet was full. It was every where. and the smell omg :hurl:

 

He was one of the blokes you see on the tv that live in one room and the rest of the hose was full of dvd's and plastic cartons???

grim :-( some people are gross! as a parts manager for an agricultural dealership i see some right rammy looking F$&^%$S. there one bloke who comes in and blatently NEVER changes his clothes. he sleeps on hay in his livingroom surrounded by livestock, as his house can only be described as derelict. there appears to be something mosslike growing in and around his fingernails and you would be forgiven for thinking he was coloured, but hes just dirty! a few weeks back he phoned up and said he had a problem with his feet, and could i drop some parts off for him (at the end of his drive, as ****ed if im venturing into his yard!). a collegue of mine had to call at his and told me hes had his feet lopped off! turns out he hadnt taken his boots of in over 10 years! and his feet had become covered in sores over the years which had in turn healed 'into' his boots! the socks had decomposed years ago!!! least he wont be stinking at my parts counter again!!!!!!!!

bet ive seen worse

bet ive seen worse

 

In the mirror :tt2:

In the mirror :tt2:

 

ban lol

In the mirror :tt2:

 

:laugh:

:lol::lol:

Nasty......

 

.......and no excuse for it in the 21st Century either....

 

Richard:no:

ewwwwwww..smelly fooker!!!!

 

Very similar to a house we worked at, Old fella about 90, must have smoked 50 a day, everything was nicotine yellow, the light bulbs were dim with the tar on them :( dog and cat sh!t on the floorboards(must have had about 8 stray cats living there) the kitchen, OMG!!! plates must have had 10 years old food on them what was now mould and flies everywhere the cats were rummaging for food and licking the plates, i had to get out as I was about to throw up with the smell!!!!! told our well hard bricklayer to have a peek and he actually did spew up on the spot when he old fella opened his door again!!!

I did feel very sorry for the man, but still no excuse, someone should have been looking after him, we built him a new kitchen extension funded by the council, It was mint!!! 6 months later a shit hole!! dirty manky coont!!!

Thats disgusting!

 

When I was younger I took a labouring job for a company who used to clear out old buildings ready for renovation and my first job was an old cigar factory which on the top floor had pigeon shit up to my knees with about a thousand pigeons living in there and that was my first day. We weren't allowed in there again for health and safety reasons so my second day was a derelict block of flats that had been empty for two years apart from a load of tramps and druggies squatting there. After getting past needles and other crap i walk in to the bathroom and the smell instantly made me sick. After a couple of minutes i try again and there is shit all over the floor and my eyes scan around the room and the toilet, sink and BATH are overflowing with excrement!!!!

 

I can still smell it now ten years on lol

Nasty it reminds me of when I got a call to a block of flats in erith the lift had broken down after the decomposed body of a guy on the 10th floor had been taken down in it, what they didn't tell me was that the lift was too small to fit the body in whilst it was lying flat so they had to tilt it to fit it in.

 

When they tilted it all the shall we say juices had spilled out and run down the shaft!!! the smell was horrendous and nothing like I've ever smelt before it litteraly stunk the entire building out I only stayed and looked at the lift for about 5 mins before I had to get out I had to wash my clothes when I got in and fabreeze the van out it was by far and away the worst job I've ever done

Some proper dirty fookers out there. I had to do a job replaceing the full bathroom. I went in and there was sh1t every where. all up the walls the bath was full. all over the floor where they had missed the toilet, toilet was full. It was every where. and the smell omg :hurl:

 

He was one of the blokes you see on the tv that live in one room and the rest of the hose was full of dvd's and plastic cartons???

 

When did you get in my House?? :lol:

im a sparky by trade and you should see the state of the houses i have to work in my dog looks after itself better than most of the people I have to work for lol.

One of the people I did some work for ended up winning the lottery in the early days and won 67million bet they hired a cleaner