Make me Prime Minister or President or whatever ??

 

Heres my Manifesto !

 

Are we still Great Britian ?? No, we are fooked.

 

The current Govt wenkers are committed to raising the duty on petrol by at least the rate of inflation.

 

This doesn't matter who you vote for. Tory, Labour, SNP or the others ! All of them are committed to spending other peoples money and it's a relatively easy way to raise tax to pay for whatever is being spunked up the wall this week.

 

Think about it ? If Fuel duty was cheaper, everything else would be cheaper ? Wrong !! They would find another "excuse" to tax something else !

 

Fuel prices are somewhat similar all over the EUSSR, which is all tax.

 

Until we vote in a Govt that is determined to cut public spending (whatever they say) high prices are here to stay.

 

You need to do the following..................

 

No worky, no benefits. Well, that's a bit harsh. Less than the minimum wage. Why should a man who works 40 hours a week to support his family be on less an hour than a skank who has a higher number of kids than their IQ level ??

Build dormitorys and house people there. No rent for big houses in Kensington.

Or, same as minimum wage for Workfare. Get back to building roads like the Irish navvies did. You don't need any skills to shovel dirt or push a wheelbarrow.

Bit of a "bad back"? You can hand out the hard hats, Hi-Vis jackets and clock people in and out.

Of course, everyone should have a choice. If you choose to lay in bed all day because you can't be arsed, then you get nothing.

Genuine people who cannot work will get benefits and all the help they need but if you can't work because you are alcoholic, a druggie or a fat coont, then tough.

 

No child benefit. You get free contraception and free abortions. If you can't afford kids, don't have them. Contact your local religious advisor for advice ??

 

NHS back to what it was. Healthcare for all but no boob jobs, tattoo removals, facelifts or gastric bands.

 

Health tourists. No free NHS. When you apply for a visa to visit Britain, you prove that you have medical cover for the duration.

When you go through passport control, you show your medical cover.

If you don't have it, back on the plane.

 

Immigrants. If you move here, it's to do a job somebody British can't do just like the USA. You need to be sponsored by an employer.

Until you've been here and paid tax, no benefits at all. No tax credits, no NHS. You take out medical insurance like UK citizens do when they work abroad.

No free school for your brats. You pay for schooling.

 

No foreign aid full stop.

 

Leave the EU. No more contributing for Spanish Motorways, French farmers or Greek fook ups. The Euro was, and always will be a con !

 

Everyone pays tax, no exemptions.

 

Stop paying subsidies for all this environmental shite. Its lies !

Allow drilling for Shale Gas. Britain sits on enough Shale Gas reserves to last 50 years at least.

You can give people cheaper energy bills and compress it to run cars on for virtually nothing. Look up "Shale Gas" if you havent the intelligence to know already.

This will put money back in peoples pockets to spend and bring the economy up.

 

What am I missing?

 

Could add to the list stopping all this devo max shite!

We might have had potential of oil £££ once but thats history, move on fishman!

 

Oh & legalise segways

they run 27miles on leckky so why don't the ecomentals get that done instead of saving wild mushrooms & crap

 

Just my 2p`s worth.

 

Bring on the revolution, and heres to the greatest Revolutionary of all ! Mr Fawkes !

 

 

 

 

Alan..............

with you all the way on all above subjects!!

If only everyone thought like that.

 

But they don't. Politicians are only interested in votes. How do thy get votes? Give lazy scum free benefits

 

No child benefit. You get free contraception and free abortions. If you can't afford kids, don't have them. Contact your local religious advisor for advice ??

 

 

 

Best rule.

Talking of segways, I had a go on an offload Segway up in Crieff! Great fun lol. Why the hell are they illegal?

Right on mate!!

 

Oh and let's all stop using the "green argument" as a means of raising taxes as well. There is so much "pro-global warming" propaganda that the whole developed world and his dog has been taken in by it. Me, I'm a sceptic, but that is my own opinon - the fact is that neither side knows for sure, however at the moment the namby pambys have their way.

 

Thing is, the extreme tree huggers will not be happy until we relinquish our possessions and are living in caves once more, sleeping in our own filth. No wait, they won't even be happy then - because the extremists will always be bloody miserable no matter what!! They simply cannot be happy and enjoy life themselves so they'd rather spoil the existence of everyone else, dragging us all down to their level...!!

 

Stand up for your rights people - I love red meat, decent wine and driving two fast V6, petrol powered monsters (and a 4x4 in the snow - yes, snow; that white stuff that alegedly does not fall anymore because the world is heating up???):lol:

 

I'll vote for anyone who agrees with that!!

 

Richard:rockon:

 

Health tourists. No free NHS. When you apply for a visa to visit Britain, you prove that you have medical cover for the duration.

When you go through passport control, you show your medical cover.

If you don't have it, back on the plane.

 

Alan..............

 

Love it mate but you got this bit wrong..... You don't let the scrounging ****s on the plane in the first place!

all i have to say is this

the goverment want to drop the claim allowance to a maximum of 25k a year for families that claim..

i live with my mum and dad because theyr are no long term jobs..i got rejected from the army because of medical reasons after passing the selection test(i have to go through it all again in august)..anyway the total income from three people working atleast 37 hour weeks is 28k

my gripe is this how the f00k can a none working family earn 25 f00kn grand a year when working families work theyr fingers to the bone for a couple grand more

its a bloody joke my parents are nearly at retiring ages worked since they were 16 yet still struggling to make ends meet..the we have to look no further than acros the street and theyrs two junkies with 5 kids never worked a day in theyr life yet the can afford pretty much everything a working class family has to work pretty much all the hours they can for..

i mean my dads 60 yet hese climing poles for bt

my mums out at bloody 5 in the morning til nine then out again from 3 till 8

and i have to settle for 6 months a year ..all this just too earn what these lazy f()ks earn for dropping babies n taking drugs

seriously m8 fuel tax is the least of this islands problems..and on top of that..and im not trying to single out ppl here but we let in refugees from every corner of the world to spout theyr hatred against us while we pay for thery lifestyles then on top of that the ones that find they have a more shitty life here than in theyr own contries we cant deport them coz the ripped up theyr passports when the f00kin came here....

sorry rant over but i get really angry about this kind of disussions

but if you can sort all these problems then id happily vote for you

all i have to say is this

the goverment want to drop the claim allowance to a maximum of 25k a year for families that claim..

i live with my mum and dad because theyr are no long term jobs..i got rejected from the army because of medical reasons after passing the selection test(i have to go through it all again in august)..anyway the total income from three people working atleast 37 hour weeks is 28k

my gripe is this how the f00k can a none working family earn 25 f00kn grand a year when working families work theyr fingers to the bone for a couple grand more

its a bloody joke my parents are nearly at retiring ages worked since they were 16 yet still struggling to make ends meet..the we have to look no further than acros the street and theyrs two junkies with 5 kids never worked a day in theyr life yet the can afford pretty much everything a working class family has to work pretty much all the hours they can for..

i mean my dads 60 yet hese climing poles for bt

my mums out at bloody 5 in the morning til nine then out again from 3 till 8

and i have to settle for 6 months a year ..all this just too earn what these lazy f()ks earn for dropping babies n taking drugs

seriously m8 fuel tax is the least of this islands problems..and on top of that..and im not trying to single out ppl here but we let in refugees from every corner of the world to spout theyr hatred against us while we pay for thery lifestyles then on top of that the ones that find they have a more shitty life here than in theyr own contries we cant deport them coz the ripped up theyr passports when the f00kin came here....

sorry rant over but i get really angry about this kind of disussions

but if you can sort all these problems then id happily vote for you

 

I think if you read my plans, it kinda does mate ??

 

It aint a discussion, so just chill out !

 

It was posted as a one man rant !! My solutions aint gonna fix things ! Might help a wee bit tho ?

 

Before this goes any further, let me state that this is the diary of a madman ! No him above, but me !!

 

It took years to get where we are, and it will take even longer (if at all) for it to get any better.

 

Back to Guy Fawkes again ?

 

Fuel tax being the least of this Islands problems ?? Mmm ? Would argue with you there ? But you can start a new thread if you want to do that ?

 

Viva la revolution !!

 

Alan.........

sorry m8y didnt mean to get all crazy...tbh i never even read all of it..sorry again

but yea somthing drastic needs to happen im not saying a full blown middle eastern revolution type thing but somthing

heres another example of wasted resorses

theyr way a bailey bridge built many a year ago built by the TA and the REME took them 2 weeks

in the last five years(think about that a bridge built nearly 60 years ago)

needed to be replaced anyway the council touted the contract out to a BRITTISH company who then contracted it out to a forieng company costing more it took them what 1.5 -2 year to build cozing al sorts of trafic detouring and build ups..then get this.. withing 1 month.yes 1 month it had to be shut down for more works because they didnt build it right its a joke

where the f00k did it all go wrong

this is just one example this is happing all over the place..scotland england wales n irland

dunno what the piont of this one is but really britain was founded on hard work n true grid but how the hell went wrong for britain to get to this state..is it greed..power or just norrow mindedness chasing the so called doller..makes me sick..whats worse its the same all over bar china..might move theyr

Yeah, totally agree mate !!

 

Policies need to change to put the "great" back into Britian !!

Wheres the Monster Raving Loony Party when you need them ?

 

Alan........

i realise we need to go forward but sould we really be going forward in a sub par way..im not knocking forign workers hell iv worked with some over the years that work like hell n do it to an ultra high standard...

but punting our contracts to the cheapest bidder isnt the way to go..and i truly belive this is where it went wrong..

i mean we used to be the greatest builders on the planet now look at us (leaving out the argument about the forces cut baacks) in scotland alone we have umteen projects that have been farmed out for the cheapest bidder then low n behold they dont deliver on time n cost billions over the quoted price

i mean if u had a joiner came into yer hose to do a loft conversion you agree a price and a time scale your not going to be happy when he turns round n tells you that its going to take 6 weeks more and another 10k thats pretty much what happening all over the isles

i dont think its just policies m8 its the full thought train of the ppl in power they need to actually listne to the public

if this place is really a democracy then can someone tell me why we the people that the goverment claim to protect the intrests of only get the chance to agree to debates if you go into the local councilers offices everyday..im mean com on how the hell can we do that when were working every hour of every day of every week of every f00kin year just to make ends meet.im mean its not as if every joe somebody gets a million pound bounus for f0king up

sorry again m8 for ranting..iv had a few beers and iv got strong views on the subject of the way this place is run..

im not so egotisticle that i know all the awners but even a monkey could see that the way the isles are run are just for the rich to get richer and the poor to get poorer..on that note i think i should stop coz im goona go into the fact that we spend more on aid for forign contries than we do for the poor and needy in our own

Go Mate..... lol..

 

My wife works for the job centre and is not allowed an opinion. Therefore she vents off to me when she gets home... All I can say is both of you are absolutely right.... the government workers agree.. its just the pompous knobs at the top who have no insight of whats really going on making these decisions... If the Guy Fawkes moment a proper civil war does happen, they will only have themselves to blame.

 

Look on the bright side, you will have your own government soon and a strong leader to head it, but we are stuck with this crap...