http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-BMW-320-D-SE-TOURING-WHITE-/250985618128?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3a6fe89ad0

 

Had to laugh at this..

That's very regionalist and ebay should remove it :biggrin:

 

Reading between the lines, I think he isn't happy with the Scots :yes:

I didn't read it as scotts. He from near Luton, so anywhere above the midlands would be northern to him.

No I didn't but I am deflecting the blame to the Scots as I am a Northerner but not a monkey, although I can sometimes be a cheeky monkey :yes:

That's very regionalist and ebay should remove it :biggrin:

 

Reading between the lines, I think he isn't happy with the Scots :yes:

 

Why the Scots ??

 

He refers to Northern ? As in Newcastle, Yorkshire etc ? Sure if it was a Scots, we would have had the usual sweaty sock, sheep shaggers, tight arsed jibes ?

 

He was obviously very clever to have bought it in the first place ?

 

 

Alan.........

And we are all too poor up here to have a BMW anyways ! :clap:

 

Alan.............

No I didn't but I am deflecting the blame to the Scots as I am a Northerner but not a monkey, although I can sometimes be a cheeky monkey :yes:

 

I would say it was aimed at north of england as if it was Aimed at us scotts,he would've said jock Bar stewerd,and more to the point,it is his own fault for not having a good look at the car before he handed over the cash so he is a southern monkey for not doing the checks in the first place,lol:smartass:

I would say it was aimed at north of england as if it was Aimed at us scotts,he would've said jock Bar stewerd,and more to the point,it is his own fault for not having a good look at the car before he handed over the cash so he is a southern monkey for not doing the checks in the first place,lol:smartass:

 

Yes, he's a southern numpty and the northerner was canny, he probably saw the southerner setting off and thought 'eh upp we have one ere' :lol:

Yes, he's a southern numpty and the northerner was canny, he probably saw the southerner setting off and thought 'eh upp we have one ere' :lol:

 

Lol,on a BMW with a colour change which is relatively quite a young car like t5hat one is i would suspect something was wrong dodgey about it,either a right off or a ringer ,The bloke probably got it as a bargain,rubbed his hands together thinking that he got a bargain,and with all the excitement didnt think to look

Yes, he's a southern numpty and the northerner was canny, he probably saw the southerner setting off and thought 'eh upp we have one ere' :lol:

 

I read the last bit in a Yorkshire accent for some reason !lol ! majic ! :laugh:

 

Alan........

he's a soft southen **** it sound a perfectly good car :lol::lol:

 

Does look good in white lol!

We hang monkeys !!!!! Being from Hartlepool :confused1::confused1:

wood is a very versatile material. Never thought about it as a hack for suspension though. Remember my old man used to go on about wood chips in gearboxes

wood is a very versatile material. Never thought about it as a hack for suspension though. Remember my old man used to go on about wood chips in gearboxes

 

And cornflour in the oil...:whistling:

And cornflour in the oil...:whistling:

 

lol, never buying an engine from you Harby :shifty:

lol, never buying an engine from you Harby :shifty:

 

northern monkey... lmao....

ooo luton jeeze im getting altitude sickness thinking about that. and for all you northerns or muidlanders or whatever you call it dont go tarring the whole of the soutrh with the soft brush sure we got the south east with there london commuter belt and blah blah soft voices. but down in in the south west we a bit tougher :) doorstep toast and hay bales me boyo. nothing puts hair on your chest like wrestling a cow :)

northern monkey... lmao....

 

Think I am having a North/South Identity crisis

"where the exhaust meats the manifold......" ??? What the heck is exhaust meat? :D

 

Sorry but I love to tear into poor spelling, especially when someone goes on about standards in the very next paragraph!! Ha ha ha :D