Me and my girlfriend have just been chatting about this, its amazing the really small issues that go on in the world wind you up instantly. Im interested in knowing what makes your blood boil. Some of mine.

 

1. Seeing youngsters walking along the road with their jeans hanging off their arse, not on the waist, but near their ankles.. PULL EM UP!!!

2. OAPS after queuing in a shop at the till, why decide to count all your money to pay for your stuff, count it earlier or pay with a note.

3. People pushing into a bus queue, only to take ages to pay for your ride with small change.

4. If your in a supermarket, dont leave your trolley in the middle of an aisle, when you go and get something you have forgotten from another aisle.

5.Dog owners who dont pick up their dogs crap.

6. People driving way below the speed limit. ie doing 20 in a 30, or 40 in a 60.

7. Why stay in the fast lane, and drive at 50, when all other lanes are clear.

Fook off back in the slow lane.................

People who always maintain the same speed, i.e. 40mph in a 40, then when coming down to a 30, they remain at 40, works the other way too, when the speed limit goes up, they insist on staying at 40! Oh and Audi drivers period!

6. People driving way below the speed limit. ie doing 20 in a 30, or 40 in a 60. and then speeding up when you go to overtake them

people who park at the petrol pump and dont use it (only the shop)

tennant's who think they shouldnt have to pay their rent even though it's housing benefit

People slowing down by 10mph when they come to a speed camera 30mph limit but there scared so do 20 arrrgghhh!!

People who dont indicate which direction they are going, ahhhhhhhh

Dirty gets who fart when I`m eating

people who press the light crossing button as soon as they get there then just cross by dodging traffic to leave you sitting there on red like a pr1ck:censored:

People who say 'Will you learn me how to do that?', or 'Will you borrow me a fiver?', boils my piss!

people who ask me for advice, they dont take my advice and they ask someone else for advice, they get the same advice as my advice and come back and tell me they have just gotten some great advice

 

boil's my piss and happen's all the fookin time lol

1) people who try to push into queues of traffic.

2) people who drop litter

3) fit, able people who choose to live on benefits

4) people who shout and swear on my street

5) parents that swear at their kids

6) people who flash their lights at you when you've executed a perfectly safe overtaking manouevre

7) those ****wits that sit in the middle lane

8) people who put their fog light on at the tinniest amount of mist, dazzling people 100yds behind

9) pikeys

10) most civil servants

11) people who are unreliable

12) people who constantly moan (oh, er.. guess that's me then?)

Dirty gets who fart when I`m eating

 

You should have a word with her mate :lol:

Men who can't aim at the toilets properly :cursing: (yes I clean my loo several times a day lol)

Men who can't aim at the toilets properly :cursing: (yes I clean my loo several times a day lol)

 

to be fair, men don't always know which way the pee's going to come out! We generally call it a result if we don't manage to pee on the back of our heads......:kiss:

my mate sit's down for a piss, he will never live that down as long as i am about

I don't bother what people do when driving why stress

your a long time dead the only thing that annoy me is :scooter:

coming up beside you and clipping the wing mirrors

Those horrible people you must meet on a lads night out but can't remember what they look like the following morning who for no apparent reason, lose your wallet and phone, piss down your leg, vomit down your shirt and shit your pants!!!

my mate sit's down for a piss, he will never live that down as long as i am about

 

ALL men should do this in my humble opinion lol!

And Steams, have you seen 40 Year Old Virgin?! Lol

my mate sit's down for a piss, he will never live that down as long as i am about

 

LOL, True story...... I`m a joiner by trade, went to fit a conservatory for some couple, he was very nice and welcoming... he said "by the way..if you need it the toilet is over there and we are a `sit down house in here`..." I must have frowned a little and asked my mate what he meant.. he told me he must sit down when he wee`s??.fair enough.... so a few hours later I decided I needed to pee!, went to the toilet and thought... if he wants me to sit down i will... I sat there quite comfy and finished my wee.wee... I then stood up and acidently pissed on the carpet quite badly....must have been coz i was sat down and squshed my bladder, but really didnt mean to do it ,lol

 

dont know why i just told this story, was going to delete it, but fook it , but its true :lol:

LOL, True story...... I`m a joiner by trade, went to fit a conservatory for some couple, he was very nice and welcoming... he said "by the way..if you need it the toilet is over there and we are a `sit down house in here`..." I must have frowned a little and asked my mate what he meant.. he told me he must sit down when he wee`s??.fair enough.... so a few hours later I decided I needed to pee!, went to the toilet and thought... if he wants me to sit down i will... I sat there quite comfy and finished my wee.wee... I then stood up and acidently pissed on the carpet quite badly....must have been coz i was sat down and squshed my bladder, but really didnt mean to do it ,lol

 

dont know why i just told this story, was going to delete it, but fook it , but its true :lol:

 

you cant delete it now lol, that really cheered me up lol

LOL, True story...... I`m a joiner by trade, went to fit a conservatory for some couple, he was very nice and welcoming... he said "by the way..if you need it the toilet is over there and we are a `sit down house in here`..." I must have frowned a little and asked my mate what he meant.. he told me he must sit down when he wee`s??.fair enough.... so a few hours later I decided I needed to pee!, went to the toilet and thought... if he wants me to sit down i will... I sat there quite comfy and finished my wee.wee... I then stood up and acidently pissed on the carpet quite badly....must have been coz i was sat down and squshed my bladder, but really didnt mean to do it ,lol

 

dont know why i just told this story, was going to delete it, but fook it , but its true :lol:

 

 

 

 

That reminds me of a time when my wife and I employed a joiner to come and do some work for us, and the dirty sod pissed all over our bathroom floor......hang on a minute!!!

That reminds me of a time when my wife and I employed a joiner to come and do some work for us, and the dirty sod pissed all over our bathroom floor......hang on a minute!!!

 

 

 

lol, I must be the cleanest builder around, I will NOT crap in a customers toilet, I will wait till I get home if i can even if i have a turtle head popping out

1. Hemmaroihoids.

2. Parking spaces being so small ! Not for just my truck, even the Mondeo !

3. Hot food, served cold !!

4. Chris Moyles.

5. Football.

6. Religion.

7. The fact that even the most mundane things have a sell by date ? Water ?

8. Health and Fooking Safety officers !!

9. Why you have to remove a hat at a funeral as a mark of respect ?? wtf ?

10. Parents who pierce their toddlers ears ! ITS A HUMAN BEING !! NOT AN ACCESSORY !!

 

Alan.........

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Edited September 25, 201114 yr by Mrs HollowPoint

Throw the pointless mats/ loo accessories in the big black wheelie bin - it changed my life

 

Things that get my goat:

 

men pissing at the side of the road whenever they please

I'm driving along on a long haul going nuts when I see them

 

Having to try to make obvious interventions into a boardroom debate when theyre talking absolute rubbish about something I know intimately

 

Have you tried a shewee?? :biggrin:

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Edited September 25, 201114 yr by Mrs HollowPoint