some prat is messing me about on ebay, i bought a bookcase, never turned up, opened a case etc etc it was less than £20 so no big deal really, and paypal have got my back lol. but i want to waste this fools time now lol. ive only had two messages, both today......

The seller has offered another solution

Hello c********,

The seller has responded to you and offered another solution to resolve this issue.

 

Seller's message:

'dream on'

 

If you're satisfied with this solution, you can let the seller know by sending a message in the Resolution Centre. If you don't want to accept this offer, we encourage you to send the seller a message with a solution that you'd be happy with.

 

AND

 

Dear d********,

 

hi there, could you please provide a tracking number for the bookcase, its been 2 weeks now. many thanks

- c********

 

Dear c*********,

 

Hi, the tracking number is with DHL and its No: 123456789012345678901234567890123456789901234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890

Many thanks

 

- d********

 

any ideas on what i can write back? also, the mrs tried to track that number lol:stupid:

I would say that you tracked the number and it came up with a consignment of inflatable dolls being delivered to ...............(insert his ebay name) and then say i really didnt want to know what you get up to in your spare time.

How about

Dear *****

 

Thanks for the DHL number but it is the wrong one and seems to be for an incoming parcel to yourself from the 'how to grow a bigger p*nis company. Please send the correct one.

Both Excellent :-) im on it!

Dear d********,

 

Hi there, many thanks for the tracking number :-) but i think there seems to be a mistake, i tried to track it with TNT but the number wasn't recognized. at this point i did start to worry a little, but then i realized you said DHL!!!! i felt a right charlie! anyway, as i said i think there had been a mix up because when i did try the number on the DHL site there was a consignment of eight parcels with the name "d*********", but it was one being delivered TO you from a company called "www.gaysextoysforbigboys.co.uk/analtorture"??

 

my item number was 189729873582 on the super saver double discount deal, could you try again with the tracking number please. Many thanks

 

- c*********

awesome

He probably needs it more than you anyway. I mean where will he keep his "the cat in the hat" books now?!

lol even though you havent got the item, i would go to town on him, put silly bids on any other items he has, and ask stupid questions on every one of his items. if he dosent answer post up even more, just bombarded him. worth £20 every day. Ebay cant do anything unless your abusive.

Pester the hell out of him

post up his ebay member name and we can all send him daft messages etc ..i love that stuff.....

post up his ebay member name and we can all send him daft messages etc ..i love that stuff.....

 

Good idea! That will surely put an end to him messing anyone about again! :)

Stick a link up and we can all have a laugh!