Ok chaps i have been blown away by some of the women on the russian dating sites, namley anastasia and blue saphires

 

question is are they too good to be true? :wink:

 

anyone know of any stories about a russian bride? ok yes i have thought about going for one if it turnes out they are true :w00t:

 

whats the general thought on this one guys?

LOL got it in one there LOL!! maybe its me but i find it harder and harder to find a decent lady out there in the uk today, being quite soft hearted and kind they dont seem to care at all ( not all of them though :wink:)

so my ideal womn would be one from away who i could bring them back home to sunny wales and enjoy my time with them by helping them settle in and showing them all the sites bit corny but there you go LOL

 

Ah see if I'd been single, I'd have jumped at the chance lol, I LOVE Wales, miss living there lol!

 

I think there are just so many women who had kids young, with several different men, who just want to go out at the weekend to get away from the kids, get as drunk as they can as fast as they can, and bag a bloke for a one nighter. I hate to admit it but it happens a lot, Middlesbrough is full of em!!!

I wish the Bristol Bierkeller was still open! lol

do you just fly over and hope to meet one in the pub?

 

The Romanian pics are from a public beach, its not selective photography.

 

The pictures of the beer hall are just Oktoberfest pictures; Starts in 10 weeks for anyone who is mad enough to go.

 

It is seriously a fair representation of the two areas.

 

Your chances of pulling on a long weekend are V++ high.

I think as a rule BRITS are mingers, who don't know how to behave.

 

there isn't the mad booze culture we have in the UK!

 

Yup. Before anyone starts, yes I am Scottish, and used to be proud to be British. I support the Union, and all that it stands for. BUT sometimes when I am in the touristy places, especially Eindhoven, I try not to make it obvious I am a Brit.

 

The Easyjet weekend "party places" are sick of Brits Abroad behaving badly.

 

There is a huge drinking culture in Bavaria, all over Europe. It's just under control. It's not unusual to go out around 9 and still be in a club at 6 in the morning. And you never see any trouble.

Lithuanian women are supposed to be stunning!!

 

I might be up for an import the way it's going in the UK!!

 

I think you'll be struggling there too Andy, I don't think Lithuania has a very big Gay community :winkiss:

I wish the Bristol Bierkeller was still open! lol

 

Ha! Mint place! Went to an oompah night there once and saw Billy Bailey live!

Lithuanian women are supposed to be stunning!!

 

I might be up for an import the way it's going in the UK!!

 

Make sure they dont blow up your garage!!!!!!!

this is my translator Anastasiya ...stunning girl and very a nice person....so

feminine and elegant ......but would i marry her......No ......talk about high maintenance and emotional, .....you would spend all of your life jumping through hoops to fend off the sulks and petulance

 

http://www.300zx.co.uk/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=60698&stc=1&d=1310702749[img/]

this is my translator Anastasiya ...stunning girl and very a nice person....so

feminine and elegant ......but would i marry her......No ......talk about high maintenance and emotional, .....you would spend all of your life jumping through hoops to fend off the sulks and petulance

 

http://www.300zx.co.uk/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=60698&stc=1&d=1310702749[img/]

 

I think I know why you're single brother..

 

 

They're all like that mate..

 

 

Just cos you buy one, don't expect a guarantee or warranty. They all have breakdowns at some point (usually once every 28 days or so)!

 

 

I here the Japs are developing very advanced sex dolls now, that even do cleaning too! I'd start pursuing that avenue if I were you bud. Think of all the advantages.. No daft conversations about what she's gonna wear tonight. No crying because you din't enjoy her Ceasar salad as much as she expected you to. No feeling upset because you only sent her 12 text messages today, whereas you sent 14 yesterday!

 

Oh hang on a minute, isn't that why we love 'em?

this is my translator Anastasiya ...stunning girl and very a nice person....so

feminine and elegant ......but would i marry her......No ......talk about high maintenance and emotional, .....you would spend all of your life jumping through hoops to fend off the sulks and petulance

 

 

she seems quite good at typing though... :clown:

I haven't found a good one yet, most of the attractive "nice" ones over here are emotionally damaged, have a past you'd rather not know about or fleece you for every penny you have then fook off. And you never find this out till your in too deep :headvswal

 

4 years with a serial self abuser

6 months with an agoraphobic

6 months with a girl with split personalities

2 years and an engagement to a liar, cheat and thief

1 month with a gorgeous looking girl who turned out to be an alchoholic, an ex porn star and coke addict

3 months with an amazing girl but who had moral issues and strayed 3 times

Various "hmm i'm not sure if i want a relationship right now" after a month

and finally a year and a bit with a great girl but she's recently turned very immature and i can't deal with her so we're on a break till August when she finishes her PGCE and comes to try and salvage our relationship

 

...and the rest are all taken and have been taken for many years.

 

As someone said, if you don't get in early you miss the boat and your left with the ones who've had 6 kids and an abusive partner or had a drug addiction or etc etc!

 

The rest are either obsessed with their career or like the single life and live it till they're wrinkly, burnt out and smell of fags and fake tan!

 

So russian bride sounds like a great option! :rofl:

Edited July 15, 201114 yr by bantambunny

I haven't found a good one yet:

 

4 years with a serial self abuser

6 months with an agoraphobic

6 months with a girl with split personalities

2 years and an engagement to a liar, cheat and thief

1 month with a gorgeous looking girl who turned out to be an alchoholic, an ex porn star and coke addict

3 months with an amazing girl but who had moral issues and strayed 3 times

Various "hmm i'm not sure if i want a relationship right now" after a month

and finally a year and a bit with a great girl but she's recently turned very immature and i can't deal with her so we're on a break

...and the rest are all taken and have been taken for many years.

 

So russian bride sounds like a great option! :rofl:

 

 

I hope you feel better after that Nick! Sounds like you've had a bit of a bad run in the past! Don't suppose you've still got the number for the ex-porn star with a drug habbit? She sounds like fun :lol:

 

Sorry to hear about your current woes though mate. I hope you get things back on track. As SWhankespeare said: 'the course of true love never did run smooooth'.

 

I'm thinking of importing some of my girlfriend's friends from Slovakia - I've already got a house full of em, so a few more wouldn't hurt. I'll give discount rates on introductionary fees for club members. They're great girls - really pretty and with low expectations, hence why me and the missus have been happily together for 5 and a half years now (although I do think owning a zed has made me at least 30% more attractive).

Haha, believe me she was fun but christ not long term :rolf:

 

We'll see what happens mate, not sure myself if i prefer the easy life of being single - i'm too busy to have a gf at the moment anyway so it just ends up in arguments! We've got a week away in france together in a couple of weeks and a few weeks of her staying up here so we'll see if it sorts itself out before she goes back to reading.

 

Any polish/slovaks/slovenians are gratefully received - i worked with a load of them for a couple of year and some of the women are stunning! :)

Jesus mate, what's your name, lucky?? lol you certainly pick em :D

I haven't found a good one yet, most of the attractive "nice" ones over here are emotionally damaged, have a past you'd rather not know about or fleece you for every penny you have then fook off. And you never find this out till your in too deep :headvswal

 

4 years with a serial self abuser

6 months with an agoraphobic

6 months with a girl with split personalities

2 years and an engagement to a liar, cheat and thief

1 month with a gorgeous looking girl who turned out to be an alchoholic, an ex porn star and coke addict

3 months with an amazing girl but who had moral issues and strayed 3 times

Various "hmm i'm not sure if i want a relationship right now" after a month

and finally a year and a bit with a great girl but she's recently turned very immature and i can't deal with her so we're on a break till August when she finishes her PGCE and comes to try and salvage our relationship

 

...and the rest are all taken and have been taken for many years.

 

As someone said, if you don't get in early you miss the boat and your left with the ones who've had 6 kids and an abusive partner or had a drug addiction or etc etc!

 

The rest are either obsessed with their career or like the single life and live it till they're wrinkly, burnt out and smell of fags and fake tan!

 

So russian bride sounds like a great option! :rofl:

 

heres some more options here

 

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f=210&t=1017090&mid=0&i=0&nmt=How+to+troll+a+dating+website......&mid=0

Thats the funniest thing I've seen in ages!!

 

I was actually crying at some points..

 

Thanks for that!!

 

:thumbup:

fpmsl :rofl: I've seen the first few but not the rest :lol: