Don't touch the pointy end on a soldering iron, it never turns out good :crying:

:oops:

Noob :lol:

Yeah also, don't leave a soldering iron turned on, on the floor, while Mikey Bean is rolling around under your car with a grinder, because he WILL roll onto it and then dance around like a little girl :D

Don't touch the pointy end on a soldering iron, it never turns out good :crying:

 

its even worse when its plugged in:online2long:

Haha its not just me that does stupid homer simpson things then. Any pics??

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never check if the iron is hot by using your finger's, i did this once and will never ever do it again, skin stuck to the iron lol

 

spit on it, you will know then if it's hot lol

I once ironed my shirt when I was wearing it!! lol.....Only the front bit though :(

 

(Never again!!!) Nearly burnt my nipple into oblivion!! Ouch!

never check if the iron is hot by using your finger's, i did this once and will never ever do it again, skin stuck to the iron lol

 

spit on it, you will know then if it's hot lol

 

well you know that instinctive reaction to catch something when it falls, well don't do it with a iron that your ironing a shirt with, leaves a nice iron impression on your hand for about 2 weeks while the skin heals lol

Now you tell me, needed this advice a week ago when I rested my arm on one, ouch!!

 

Paul

Never weld sitting down with your legs directly under the area to be welded - set my overalls on fire doing just that last year :oops:

I've discovered another top tip today as well;

 

Don't stab yourself in the hand with it either. It tends to melt your skin instantly :blink:

 

 

Really need to take more care, it's just pure luck that I haven't killed myself yet :lol:

well you know that instinctive reaction to catch something when it falls, well don't do it with a iron that your ironing a shirt with, leaves a nice iron impression on your hand for about 2 weeks while the skin heals lol

 

And you say I'm a knob... :lol:

I once ironed my shirt when I was wearing it!! lol.....Only the front bit though :(

 

(Never again!!!) Nearly burnt my nipple into oblivion!! Ouch!

 

:w00t: Ha,ha done that myself

:lol::lol:

Here's some pics, sorry they're a bit blurred :whistling:

 

The burn;

 

The stab;

 

spit on it, you will know then if it's hot lol

 

i believe this also works with whores?

i believe this also works with whores?

 

Speaking from previous experience? :lol:

spit on it, you will know then if it's hot lol

 

Yep that works, remember my polishing my balance bar thread:censored:

 

Steams. Nice to know guys are quite happy to post up their pain threads, always make me chuckle.

Yep that works, remember my polishing my balance bar thread:censored:

 

Steams. Nice to know guys are quite happy to post up their pain threads, always make me chuckle.

 

I'm more than happy to put up the stupid injuries I manage to give myself mate :lol:

HA! if only my life was that exciting lol. the closest i get to doing coke off a hookers thigh is asking the mrs if im allowed to go for a quick pint :-( lol

and another one for you is never try to see if your fag lighter is working by sticking your finger on the end of it and burning yourself:rofl:

 

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friggin 'ell - its like Rain Man's guide to working on cars in this thread!!! :lol::lol::lol:

I've discovered another top tip today as well;

 

Don't stab yourself in the hand with it either. It tends to melt your skin instantly :blink:

 

 

Really need to take more care, it's just pure luck that I haven't killed myself yet :lol:

 

Death by soldering iron... Not a great euolgy to have on a grave stone is it! lol

 

Here'th lie Steams, skin still steaming, his nemesis a £4.99 soldering iron from maplin!

friggin 'ell - its like Rain Man's guide to working on cars in this thread!!! :lol::lol::lol:

 

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