A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following

exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have

one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the

registration for this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen? Driver: That's right. But come to think of it,

I think I saw the owner's

card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: There's

a gun in the glove box? Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot

and killed the woman

who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk. Officer: There's a BODY in

the TRUNK?!?!? Driver: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the officer immediately

called his captain. The car was

quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to

handle the tense situation: Captain: Sir, can I see your license? Driver:

Sure. Here it is. It was valid. Captain: Who's car is this? Driver: It's

mine, officer. Here's the registration. The driver owned the car. Captain:

Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun

in it? Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was

nothing in the glove box. Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was

told you said there's a

body in it. Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body. Captain: I don't

understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told

him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box,

and that there was a dead body in the trunk. Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the

lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too

Enjoy your weekend.

 

 

 

LOL...gotta try this one once ;-)

 

lol