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I have just been pulled over after a night out with a mate!! The rozzers said that I was over the legal limit to be in charge of a vehicle, and also that I had no front or rear lights!!! When I checked, sure enough I didn't have any front or rear lights!! Can anyone tell me what has happened to my lights?

 

I think the over the legal LIMIT is a bit naff though, has anyone been in this situation before? I really don't think I was over the limit, I only had 5 pints, would this be enough to send me over the limit? I don't think so.

 

Please get back to me before my Mrs finds out, or I'm in the dog house.....:confused1:

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do you have a motorised one mate?? i would tune the crap out of it if so:)

 

If not we could pimp it out with a VG30DETT, would be awesome.

lmoa. there are 12 signs on concussion and i have 8 of them???? now im worried. lol

 

You should be mate, you've just said "laugh my off ass" :lol:

 

 

Seriously though get yourself down the docs in the morning. It's not worth risking a head injury.

I got it right!

Nobody would put that they drank 5 pints and drove on a public forum!

 

Don't you believe it, there are plenty of people stupid enough to say that. lol

 

Disclaimer: Not on this forum of course :angel:

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lmoa. there are 12 signs on concussion and i have 8 of them???? now im worried. lol

 

Mikey, on a serious note, get yourself down to your local hospital and have yourself checked out, the head is a real complex thing, and any serious blow to it (and I mean the head at the top of your body lol) can be serious, so if you feel bad, please go and get it checked out mate....:tt2:

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i went to the chippy at 9.30 and whilst in the que my eyes closed and my legs went to jelly. luckily i just managed to control myself and stay standing. might go docs if still bad in mornin. thx for the concern.

 

and now i have completley turned his thread into my help thread i feel better for him tricking me:)

 

Was it because of the price you got from the chippy Mikey? lol:lol:

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do you have a motorised one mate?? i would tune the crap out of it if so:)

 

My wife has a motorised one........Oh sorry, are we talking about wheelchairs? lol, my wheelchair is not motorised, but sometimes I really wish it was....lol:lol:

I knew you were in a wheelchair mate, sometimes reading your posts is quite sad... but you dont let things get to you, nice one :dance: :nana2:

Was there something in the forum water yesterday? All these heated debates, jokes and then male bonding! LOL!!

Was there something in the forum water yesterday? All these heated debates, jokes and then male bonding! LOL!!

 

Yes, angry juice but I think most of us have un-bunched our panties today.. lol

Lol everyone, I was pulled up, but they let me go, as they said that a wheelchair doesn't count..........lol,

 

sorry guys, thought it would get a laugh, and also, to show you guys that because I am now a wheelchar user, you can still take the *iss out of me, and it won't matter. I mean that because I am a wheelchair user, don't hold back with anything, because I will not get offended by anything said, unlike some disabled people.

 

Richard Hammond from Top Gear is supposed to be in trouble for sexism, so I guess what I am trying to say (and not succeeding very well because I really have had a few) is, don't you guys worry about taking the *iss out of disability or me because I'm disabled, it will not offend me, and will be taken as a joke. Cheers guys.......lol....:thumbup:

 

 

good man :-)

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I knew you were in a wheelchair mate, sometimes reading your posts is quite sad... but you dont let things get to you, nice one :dance: :nana2:

 

Thanks Baz, I refuse to let things get me down, after all, I am still here at the end of the day, and after being in the ambulance service and seeing the sights I saw I know there are people out there a lot worse off than myself. A wheelchair is nothing, but I would like to say that buying my Z and joining all of you on here has been one of my better decissions, I was nearly wetting myself last night with everyone, it was great and really lifted me. I truthfully can't wait to meet everyone, I will meet some of you at the ZedWorld bash on Saturday.

 

I do however think I owe MasterCookieman an apology, and thank him for his total honesty..........:whistling:

 

Cheers everyone.

 

Ian

Thanks Baz, I refuse to let things get me down, after all, I am still here at the end of the day, and after being in the ambulance service and seeing the sights I saw I know there are people out there a lot worse off than myself. A wheelchair is nothing, but I would like to say that buying my Z and joining all of you on here has been one of my better decissions, I was nearly wetting myself last night with everyone, it was great and really lifted me. I truthfully can't wait to meet everyone, I will meet some of you at the ZedWorld bash on Saturday.

 

I do however think I owe MasterCookieman an apology, and thank him for his total honesty..........:whistling:

 

Cheers everyone.

 

Ian

 

You certainly made me laugh mate, and your attitude is very refreshing and a credit to you. But on a serious note; I can't make the Zedworld bash so you'll have to post me my burger (no salad, extra meat!!) lol

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You certainly made me laugh mate, and your attitude is very refreshing and a credit to you. But on a serious note; I can't make the Zedworld bash so you'll have to post me my burger (no salad, extra meat!!) lol

 

I will do that for you mate, glad I made some people laugh, it was all meant in jest......lol.....:wheelchair:

there are some absolutely epic threads on here that I've been sat here pissing myself as I think of the next insult, its a great place to be. I dont care if some people dont like humour, I think its great :lol:

there are some absolutely epic threads on here that I've been sat here pissing myself as I think of the next insult, its a great place to be. I dont care if some people dont like humour, I think its great :lol:

 

well I cried myself to sleep last night ya heartless barstewerd!! lol

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Was there something in the forum water yesterday? All these heated debates, jokes and then male bonding! LOL!!

 

 

lol Janus.....did you like the wind up though?......:tt2:

well I cried myself to sleep last night ya heartless barstewerd!! lol

 

lol cant blame me for last night I wasn't on :tt2:

I had no idea you were a wheelie! Assumed you were the lass in your pic, changing your wheel!

Your attitude is cool

i think we all wish that was him in the pic;)

 

I don't that would make him a very attractive tranny and confuse my little mind to much :wacko:

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