I went to my mates house party on Saturday night, everyone was pissed except me and my drunken girlfriend threw an egg from the other side of the kitchen just as I took this picture, lol

 

It f**king hurt aswell stupid cow!! :lol: Thats me on the right

 

 

close mate it was shelly

 

suits her :lol::lol:

At least you only had to shell out for the taxi..

He`s meeting shelly on Fry day

no wonder he's eggcited. he'll probably crack a few yokes and chick out a movie

Hey Mikey, has Shelly `Chucked` you:devil:?

yeah but im not going to BEAT myself up mate;)

 

She said its because you had a boil on your arse :lol:

yeah but i am going to BEAT myself mate;)

 

perv :sailor:

yeah but im not going to BEAT myself up mate;)

 

Beat yourself off maybe??

it was when i told her i wanted to dip my soldier that finished it off:) :rofl:

 

 

lol, you were toast then?

doh I missed this thread last night, right up my street lol :lol:

 

thats a well funny picture and perfect timing!

 

I reckon its a photoshop though. Was the photo taken in RAW? (camera geeks only lol)

 

 

LOL, Just got this one Baz,lol :lol:

Beat yourself off maybe??

 

Easy!!! :lol:

No offence intended. I just get eggcited easily. I was going to tell you my egg joke but the eggs get scared. It's fry day!!

No offence intended. I just get eggcited easily. I was going to tell you my egg joke but the eggs get scared. It's fry day!!

 

you idiot. it was saturday when you posted that :slap: :tt2:

I know. What a wally!! Just felt the need to share such a humourous yoke!! I bet you cracked up :-)

someone PLEASE close this thread :lol:

Is this thread not closed yet? I`m just watching a chick flick, hope its closed when its finished

Is this thread not closed yet? I`m just watching a chick flick, hope its closed when its finished

 

you missing mikey mate :kiss: lol

Must admit I was eggspecting this thread to have been closed by now...

Must admit I was eggspecting this thread to have been closed by now...

 

Nah, its too funny, the mods will let the "batterys" run out :sneaky2: get it???? Battery hens??:pinch: oh well, my ideas are running out :tt2:

Nah, its too funny, the mods will let the "batterys" run out :sneaky2: get it???? Battery hens??:pinch: oh well, my ideas are running out :tt2:

 

:lol: Can you not get the wife to throw something else at your face while you take a picture mate?

 

One idea i thought would be funny is a hammer :lol::lol:

:lol: Can you not get the wife to throw something else at your face while you take a picture mate?

 

One idea i thought would be funny is a hammer :lol::lol:

 

 

Then i would nail her :punk:

Then i would nail her :punk:

 

lol. Oh well I'd better get on, that carbon canister isn't going to eggstract itself!

Then i would nail her :punk:

 

 

 

can we all nail her? :thumbup1:

can we all nail her? :thumbup1:

 

Yeh sure :lol: ,she like listening to MC Hammer whilst in motion :laugh:

I heard her left hand is like a claw, and besides she reminds me of timmy mallet.