• Car still stuck in stirling
  
• Ps3 STILL not here
  
• Its cold
  
• Cant go and do normal work because of the snow
  
• Parents keep asking me to do stuff when i'm working because im not out
  
• Its cold
  
• I was going to go play on my mates PS3 but he's been epically bird gay tonight
  
• I cant be bothered to drive 25 miles to my other mates house that has got GT5, mainly because he'll moan about him being a shit driver since he's just crashed his courtisy car from the last accident - brilliant
  

 

Lol anyone elses week going as well?

:lol: :lol: unlucky dude!

 

Erm I've got a 100 mile round trip in the snow tomorrow to check out a shower that isnt working for the girlfriends sister!

pity you werent closer, fridge full of stella, gt5 and black ops. shell has her mate round with big wangers and we gonna orderd pizza later

 

heating on full belt and im cozy

:lol: :lol: unlucky dude!

 

Erm I've got a 100 mile round trip in the snow tomorrow to check out a shower that isnt working for the girlfriends sister!

 

just ring her and say "stella off the internet is a plumber and reckons its fooked" will fix it when the snow clears?

pity you werent closer, fridge full of stella, gt5 and black ops. shell has her mate round with big wangers and we gonna orderd pizza later

 

heating on full belt and im cozy

 

That sounds like it's worth the drive oop north for mate :thumbup1:

pop up mate, wont take long lol

:lol: :lol: unlucky dude!

 

Erm I've got a 100 mile round trip in the snow tomorrow to check out a shower that isnt working for the girlfriends sister!

 

Is she hot? Tell her that she'll have to test it while your there...

 

pity you werent closer, fridge full of stella, gt5 and black ops. shell has her mate round with big wangers and we gonna orderd pizza later

 

heating on full belt and im cozy

 

Ah yeah miles away dude cheers for the offer, pizza you say... lol

Is she hot? Tell her that she'll have to test it while your there...

 

 

 

Ah yeah miles away dude cheers for the offer, pizza you say... lol

 

it was the big wangers that got me interested :w00t: pizza and beer is the bonus... :lol:

"big wangers"!! Loving that :D

it was the big wangers that got me interested :w00t: pizza and beer is the bonus... :lol:

 

I was trying to be funny... lol

 

But yes big tatty bo jangles are the most appealing about that comment, and there just alans!

I was trying to be funny... lol

 

But yes big tatty bo jangles are the most appealing about that comment, and there just alans!

 

:lol::lol:

pmsl, ive got little bangers compared to the wench her mate

 

pizza is hot and meaty, also gonna order mixed grill kebab

 

yum yum, then the pizza and kebab will be here lol

• Car still stuck in stirling
  
• Ps3 STILL not here
  
• Its cold
  
• Cant go and do normal work because of the snow
  
• Parents keep asking me to do stuff when i'm working because im not out
  
• Its cold
  
• I was going to go play on my mates PS3 but he's been epically bird gay tonight
  
• I cant be bothered to drive 25 miles to my other mates house that has got GT5, mainly because he'll moan about him being a shit driver since he's just crashed his courtisy car from the last accident - brilliant
  

 

Lol anyone elses week going as well?

 

Step 1: order a escort

step 2: get a nice oily message

step3: get laid

step 4 pay her and tell her to get out

step 5: sleep well :closedeyes:

pity you werent closer, fridge full of stella, gt5 and black ops. shell has her mate round with big wangers and we gonna orderd pizza later

 

heating on full belt and im cozy

 

Pics :whistling:

Step 1: order a male escort

step 2: get a nice oily message mixed with cornflakes

step3: get laid while being told ime a bad lad

step 4 pay him and tell him to get out

step 5: sleep well safe in the fact i wore a noddy's hat :closedeyes:

 

WTF indian....you need help dude:hammer::ohmy:

WTF indian....you need help dude:hammer::ohmy:

 

come on im just helping him make use of the day:wink:

 

and yes Mikey I did miss mug her on the way out lol.

when i first read that I thought you meant buy an old ford?! I thought how the hell is that ever going to make me happy!

 

Dont think my lass would be too impressed about the escort side of things, but then again im not seeing her till sunday so would give me time to wash properly and that... LOL

Gotta love huge wangers :-)

Quote:

Originally Posted by indian_zx

Step 1: order a male escort

step 2: get a nice oily message mixed with cornflakes

step3: get laid while being told ime a bad lad

step 4 pay him and tell him to get out

step 5: sleep well safe in the fact i wore a noddy's hat

WTF indian....you need help dude

 

 

Love it!!!!!!!