Women - identify yourselves!!

Please :winkiss:

Oi! Thats not why I posted AT ALL!

Bunch of pervs the lot of ya!

Oops Sorry. My'Bad. :blush:

Trinity looks stunning :drool:

Trinity looks stunning :drool:

 

no good mate...ive heard she cant cook or iron a shirt in under 2 mins:wink:

no good mate...ive heard she cant cook or iron a shirt in under 2 mins:wink:

 

Ha thats funny coz she said you couldn't satisfy a woman in bed :sleep1:

because he only does it on the rafters :lol::lol:

Ha thats funny coz she said you couldn't satisfy a woman in bed :sleep1:

 

well your mistaken lady....i always give the TV remote up to my missus in bed and she loves me for it:rofl::rofl:

i always please ourlass in bed, i wake up in the morn, roll over, gently wake her up and tell her i just want toast for breakfast and not the full english

 

it makes the start of her chores so much easier not having to clean all the grease off the hob from my fry up, she really does appreciate that

i always please ourlass in bed, i wake up in the morn, roll over, gently wake her up and tell her i just want toast for breakfast and not the full english

 

it makes the start of her chores so much easier not having to clean all the grease off the hob from my fry up, she really does appreciate that

 

ahhh another gentle caring guy just like myself...:beta1:

well your mistaken lady....i always give the TV remote up to my missus in bed and she loves me for it:rofl::rofl:

 

Lmao :tt2:

You have a MISSUS?! :tt1:

i always please ourlass in bed, i wake up in the morn, roll over, gently wake her up and tell her i just want toast for breakfast and not the full english

 

it makes the start of her chores so much easier not having to clean all the grease off the hob from my fry up, she really does appreciate that

 

You wanna check its actually marmite she's spreadin on that toast of yours :tt2:

ahhh another gentle caring guy just like myself...:beta1:

 

only the best for the wench mate lol

Lmao :tt2:

You have a MISSUS?! :tt1:

 

well if i aint then there's a geezer in my bed pretending to be a woman:shock:

mean???? its how the inferior species likes to be treat

you certainly could mate, £30 an hour though lol

mean???? its how the inferior species likes to be treat

 

Ah you hit the nail on the head there - i just love cooking, cleaning, washing shitty undercrackers - and i just love getting a smack when I get outta line - you da man!

Ah you hit the nail on the head there - i just love cooking, cleaning, washing shitty undercrackers - and i just love getting a smack when I get outta line - you da man!

 

i dont hit michelle, i just remove her privalages for the week if she steps out of line, no outside for shell if she miss-behaves

funny thread :lol::lol:

Ah you hit the nail on the head there - i just love cooking, cleaning, washing shitty undercrackers - and i just love getting a smack when I get outta line - you da man!

 

thats my girl:bow::duffer::duffer:

well if you wiped after going to the toliet they wouldent be shitty. honestly its like training the poor. alan i think im learning well:)

 

pmsl, learning how to run the life of a female doesnt just happen over night mate, takes year's of practice, but ya off to a good start

pmsl, learning how to run the life of a female doesnt just happen over night mate, takes year's of practice, but ya off to a good start

 

I must get my better half Marc to join this forum, clearly he can learn so much from all you real men on here. (note to self, purchase large whip to punish myself with when I don't get his tea cooked and ready for when he finishes work)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjxY9rZwNGU&feature=related

come on janus all this talk of whiping yourself will turn this site into a cheep sleezy porno. im sure none of us want that:)

 

No really....lol

Now Now Gents, where are your Manners and respect for the fairer sex? If it wasn't for my wife, i'd have no one to get the Spiders out of the bath. :rofl:

:lol::lol::lol::lol:@ youtube link...classic:thumbup1: