been across to my local chippy this evening to get my dinner, well i went in one of the entrances and ordered my food. when i sat down i noticed a couple of nice girls chatting away to themselves and so i sat there trying to look cool as you do. :thumbup:

 

anyway my food was cooked really quickly and i wasnt prepared for them to say mine was ready, anyhow i grab my food and was really polite , went to leave this time by the other door as i wanted to head to the offy for a couple of beers , when to open the door and nothing! i should have realized at this point but no i continue to rattle the door harder and harder.

 

after what felt like an eternity i realized the door was locked hahahah (NEVER known it to be locked while the chippy is open in the 7 years i have lived here) anyway i turn around red faced and just said "now i feel like a right dickhead" and left by the other door.........

 

 

dont sound exciting but its playing on my mind and i thought i would share to make the embarrassment less painful LOL

 

Edited February 13, 201015 yr by hellraiser

i can just imagine what the girlies where thinking too ...NOOOOOOOOOB!

I once shouted at a lady for parking so close to my van that I couldn't open the door.

 

It wasn't my van. Mine was parked two rows down.

what a tit lol, im sure i have done something like that on more than one occasion lol

LOL :lol: :lol: thats the last time you go to that chippy then!

Oh yes. :stupid:

I was out + alone with a girlfriend both drinking from glass bottles when i casually leaned back to put my arm round her...................+ hit the bottom of the bottle she was drinking from, chipping two of her teeth. Not my smoothest ever move. :laugh:

LOL :lol: :lol: thats the last time you go to that chippy then!

 

i have too i can order from my lounge window:flowers: its my chinese food too , oh i feel like such a fool!

 

i have too i can order from my lounge window:flowers: its my chinese food too , oh i feel like such a fool!

 

 

cocknose )))

Thats nothing, my best mate stayed at his new girlfriends parents house for a family barbeque and got so pissed they had to carry him off to bed where he woke up and realized he had shit the bed.....he refuses to drink vodka now lol

Thats nothing, my best mate stayed at his new girlfriends parents house for a family barbeque and got so pissed they had to carry him off to bed where he woke up and realized he had shit the bed.....he refuses to drink vodka now lol

 

you would die!!!! how the hell would you explain that???

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Edited February 13, 201015 yr by hellraiser

i had one of those moments last week.

was being nice to the wife and cooked nice dinner, then sitting on the sofa watching tv when i had the urge to rub my eye.

nothing wrong with that i hear u say. Well there is when you have been chopping chili's!!!

 

Bloody hell that burns!!

 

 

result= wife in fits of laughter and a rather red and swollen eye!!

 

DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME!! NO REALLY I WOULDNT RECOMMEND IT!!

i had one of those moments last week.

was being nice to the wife and cooked nice dinner, then sitting on the sofa watching tv when i had the urge to rub my eye.

nothing wrong with that i hear u say. Well there is when you have been chopping chili's!!!

 

Bloody hell that burns!!

 

 

result= wife in fits of laughter and a rather red and swollen eye!!

 

DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME!! NO REALLY I WOULDNT RECOMMEND IT!!

 

OUCH!!!!:tt1:

LOL GAz i have dickhead moments all the time.

Give you a clue.

Polish a balance bar + get it red hot + stella artois + stick tongue to bar =

Run around like a total coont, screaming and throwing things

lol gaz i have dickhead moments all the time.

Give you a clue.

Polish a balance bar + get it red hot + stella artois + stick tongue to bar =

run around like a total coont, screaming and throwing things

 

why!!! You stick your head infront of cannons and then try to brand your tongue not the brightest of sparks in the box are you lmao!!!

 

stu some of the things you get up to are soo funny:lol: