just had this sent to me

 

 

Purchasing

 

The maths on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.

Assuming he had sex every night during their 5 year relationship it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.

 

This is Heather.

 

 

 

Leasing

 

On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker, Kristen, an absolute stunner charges $4,000 per night.

 

This is Kristen.

 

 

 

Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years, he would have paid $7.3 million in total,for sex every night for 5 years:

 

(a $41.7 million savings).

 

Value-added benefits are:

? a 22 year old

? no begging

? no coaxing

? never a headache

? happily agrees to all requests

? no complaining

? no honey-do lists

? has great leg(s)!!

? Best of all, she leaves , and comes back when asked. All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.

Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.

And she's not a geordie!! (apologies to all geordies machams etc. on here!)

That Paul fella should really do his maths next time!! LOL :D

lol...

Xmas present from Paul to Heather

 

pair of stockings and a pair of scissor £7

A razor for one leg, a plane for the other £10

 

The look on her face £ priceless :lol::lol::biggrin:

has great leg(s)!!

:rofl: :x:

And she's not a geordie!! (apologies to all geordies machams etc. on here!)

 

LOL - actually Mills lived in Washington - Which is nearer to Sunderland but classed as County Durham.. She used to live in the same street as my girlfriend and went to school with her older bro, and from what all the neighbours have said about her, she was always complete stuck up *&%£" :lol:

That Paul fella should really do his maths next time!! LOL :D

 

Then again he's a scouser!!

 

There's nothing like offending Board Members from disadvantaged areas!!