coz Im gonna kill every last b*stard one of them!!!!!!!

 

Every morning coming outside to find crows attacking my car! aparrently theyre in breeding season and attack refelections! they started attacking windows of house - the incessant tapping and flapping I handled - but the car, now thats different!!!!

 

pic attached of the sorta sh*t im putting up with!!

 

Was looking for a black car cover but seems I can only get weatherproofs in silver - gonna have to go and get one!

 

Just about to take delivery tomorrow of missus's new car - a 56 plate sport freelander in gloss black!!!! - just paid £400 for that coating to protect paint - I can see that lasting all of 2 days!

 

 

so P*ssed off!!!!

the pic doesnt show the extent of scratched paintwork - seriously - think Im gonna have to have a respray!!!

buy a fake owl and place it near your zed it will scare them away

washed car this morning and put rustly bags over the wipers to scare it and just heard something!!!!

 

sat on the bloody bag - crapped on car again!!! ran out (well hobbled out) and shouted and it just sat there till I could nearly touch the fecker!!!!!

 

 

the browning seems a good idea - might have a prob with getting one - the owl however..... I'll have to try that - even tho Ive heard of corws chasing off birds of prey

How about getting a great big McDonald's sign that should frighten the hell out of them..

http://www.ehow.com/how-does_4913851_owl-work-scare-birds-away.html

have a read

dont kill the crows, they guide our souls in the afterlife

why not just get a scarecrow? :confused:

dont kill the crows, they guide our souls in the afterlife

 

You pissed again Allan :rofl: :rofl:

Hope you get a flame proof one Alan. :rofl: :x:

asprin in bread, watch them fall out the sky. A sicko at work did this, but if that was my Zed, well!

Car cover?

car cover is what Im looking for - however want a black one - nearly all of them seem to be tyvek and are silver.

 

Anyone know of a black one?

Dont like to kill owt me but these are pushing my limits.....

 

Stopped em this morning by putting wipers up (like when your washing window) and hanging bags off - seems to be working.

 

Anyone know/recommend a good car cover in black?

It'll be like an oven inside your car though :(

car cover is what Im looking for - however want a black one - nearly all of them seem to be tyvek and are silver.

 

Anyone know of a black one?

Dont like to kill owt me but these are pushing my limits.....

 

Stopped em this morning by putting wipers up (like when your washing window) and hanging bags off - seems to be working.

 

Anyone know/recommend a good car cover in black?

 

Bin Bag :D

car cover is what Im looking for - however want a black one - nearly all of them seem to be tyvek and are silver.

 

Anyone know of a black one?

Dont like to kill owt me but these are pushing my limits.....

 

Stopped em this morning by putting wipers up (like when your washing window) and hanging bags off - seems to be working.

 

Anyone know/recommend a good car cover in black?

 

I know it's like choosing between the devil and the deep blue sea, mate, but I'd stay away from car covers if I were you! I think they're fine when there's no wind, but as soon as it starts getting breezy the cover will just rub against your paintwork and wear it away. I used to have one on my zed, but it almost completely went through the paint in patches on my wing mirrors and left other dull patches on the car! It was only a Halfords cover, but did have a smooth, felty type of inner lining - I don't know if there's anything better out there, or if it's just that the one-gloss finish on the zed and other cars is more susceptible........