Hello forum members…

 

I thought I would share my experience to see if any similar embarrassing but funny moments happened to you lot..

 

Here goes mine first:

 

 

 

A year ago I was going to Basildon with my mrs and as I am losing a bit of weight she decided to buy me some clothes from the town on the way to my parent in laws.

 

Now usually me and my wife do not argue however after having an argument about cars and how my wife doesn’t care about them things got a little bit heated.

 

Now after we had shopped we were on our way to Bas Vegas to see the in laws. My wife is always the winner when we argue as she always throws valid points at me that I can’t argue back with and me being a bit moody decided that this time I would not back down… Things got a little worse and I basically said I didn’t want the clothes she paid with her card on and that she can take them back. My wife being the reasonable one said to “stop being childish” and proceeded to drive on.

 

Feeling lost for which way to get a reaction I decided I will take my clothes off in the car and not wear them…………….. She did not even blink >.

 

Wasn’t prepared for what came next……………:headvswal

 

She pulled over and said “GET OUT”!! Uh oh I thought to myself … what shall I do…. Had an idea that if perhaps I get out and walk a couple of feet she will ask me to get back in and I won’t have TOO much embarrassment. Needless to say it but……….. SHE DROVE OFF!!!!!:eek:

 

I had cars horn at me……. Pedestrians stare at me………….. Some even threatening to beat me up………. One car threw chewing gum at my back which as you can imagine flying at 30 – 40 MPH will sting like hell…… :mad:

 

To be honest all I was worrying about was

 

1. will I get home safely

 

2. Will I come across police and get nicked

 

 

Luckily my wife was a mile up the road which went round the corner a bit aswell. Got back in car and I didn’t say a word until I got home…

 

Laugh about it now but it was a scary experience back then….. and of course I never tried that one again :nono:

 

 

 

 

Anybody else got some funny stories?

pmsl :rofl:

In Meadowhall shopping centre working at my old store, we had just opened for a refit and had hired a really cool remote control Robot that wheeled itself around the shop floor and spoke to customers through a kind of loudspeaker and reciever system that was controled by a guy in the corner, really cool stuff and generated lots of interest. Anyway this robot had a tray that carried drinks and sweets and all sorts of stuff to offer to customers, so the day went really well and it was time for me to go home, the shop was still packed with customers and this robot decided it wanted to speak to me on the way out, chatting away to this thing it offered me a sweet and a drink, cue clumsy arse danny to knock all the drinks and sweets off the tray and all over the floor and the robot, safe to say the owner of the robot wasnt too please and neither was my supervisor who had to clean it up while i made a speedy exit, prob most embarassing moment of my life so far.

lol thats awsome bet she was laughing inside!

 

About 8 years ago was on a mates birthday night out with my girlfriend at the time. The club our mate got us all to go to was a bit rubbish so we left about midnight.

 

We were driving back to her parents house (where we had to sleep in separate rooms) and thought we would have some fun on the warm summers eve before going home.

 

We drove into the middle of nowhere (Ashbourne area) and started looking for a field :). I drove into what I thought was a field gateway but it was actually a farm track so we carried on driving down it. About half a mile on we came over the top of a crest to see a farm in the valley below and I thought I'd better turn round as it was all open fields with no place secluded.

 

I went to turn my lowered mini round and bang, straight onto a lump of earth, both front wheels off the ground. Oops! We both got out and thought we'll just walk down to the farm he will have a 4x4 to pull us off. We walked down to the farm and it looked like your standard thing with a farmhouse and large barn, tractor and old range rover parked up. Sweet I thought and banged on the front door fairly loudly as it was all dark, no lights on.

 

After about 5 min there was no answer and we thought its time to walk back to the car and call the AA (plan b). My girlfriend was meant to be home by 1am and was getting rather worried by this point as we didnt know where we were and the AA would take ages!

 

Just as we got back to the car I noticed some flood lights had come on down at the farm, sorted I thought. Then I noticed a set of car headlights come on, followed by another set, another then a fourth. The cars skidded out the farmyard and I could see big clouds of dust between the lights as they started speeding up the track towards us.

 

Me and the mrs both looked at each other "what the Fook?!" The cars skidded upto us and there was a black range rover with tinted windows, behind that two black mercs and another black range rover, each with 4 men in suits! Oh shit!

 

Bloke in the front range rover pulled up next to us (single track dirt road) and rolled down the window, he was on a walkie and said "The silent alarms in zone one and two are off now, reset the motion sensors". Looks at me and says "Well havn't you picked the wrong place to get stuck in"! At this point I'm totally speachless as the three other cars slowly reverse back down the track to the farm. Bloke gets out the range rover and hands me the hook of a tow rope, at this point i notice his gun holster under his jacket!

 

I hooked up the rope and he pulled the car free, said to me "On your way then"!

 

I still have no idea what went on down there! Sure as hell not going back! I remember it so clearly now, but had almost forgotten until she brought it up in coversation the other week.

Edited April 8, 200916 yr by edk83

Bleedy hull!!!!!!!!

 

didn;t come across a huge drug lord? wow if i was in that situation i would of got the mrs to push the car while i try to reverse ^^

 

i can imagine that being damn scary at the time tho..............

 

all i can say is WOW that is a very good story and next time i get stuck in a similar situation i will just proceed to call AA ^^

Yeah it was scary at the time, i was only 17!

 

was speaking to a mate who was in the forces and he thinks it may have been royals or something like that with the mI5 style private security etc.

I put this on arevious thread about dogging! my most embarrassing and scariest moment:

 

About 6 years ago when i was 19 i was lucky enough to find myself in a deserted car park on the back seat with not one but two girls! All was goign well till i had the fright of my life (just thinking about it now is making my heart beat and bringing me out in a cold sweat!) when i looked up and saw three blokes looking through the windscreen! This scared me half to death but it got worse as i relised there were people at every window!!! I've never been so scared in all my life and what made it worse was the windows were steamy so all i could see was outlines of peoples sneering faces! i jumped through to the front and floored it couldnt see where i was going and clipped a bollard on the way out! We were all naked, the girls in the nack crying and screaming and i was in the front with my buttocks still firmly clenched and my chap now looking very unimpressive. it took about 3 days for my breathign to return to normal. Needless to say it killed the moment! lol

6th form common room. Pool table. I bent over to take my shot and did a really loud fart. Everyone in the room, 40ish people, got up and left the room, making comments on the way out.

 

Another time, some friends and I had permission to take our work computers home. We went back a couple of hours after work to collect them (we had our own keys). Unfortunately, the doofus who turned the alarm off didn't get it right and set off the silent alarm. When we exited the building, with arms full of computers, there were four armed police waiting for us, wanting an explanation.