Well had some lunch with my mate. He drives an e36 Bmw 1.8IS and he was infront..

 

He thought it would be funny to race me as he knows my car has a power loss issue at the moment. He started to speed off and i just kept behind him without giving it too much.

 

All of a sudden bits of white smoke start coming from his exhaust... at first i was shocked however i started to laugh at the fact his car was getting so much attention.... whoops an even bigger plume of smoke bellowes out and he is slowly gassing the public as he drives by....

 

worrying that this may be oil (or lack of) i decided to stay well back incase i get burnt splodges on my bonnet

 

Not being able to see it he is still trying to give his BMW a welly. By the time i got back to work he was not able to see whilst reversing into his space (by thsi time he realised the smoke) What made it even funnier was that when he pulled got out the car he started to talk to the person in his car next to him and proceeded to tell him how his clio is severely smoking.

 

I am still laughing about it whilst i write this but i would be embarrased if i blamed someone else and found out it was me....

 

when i asked him if why he doesnt check his car he said that he made a deal with his girlfriend that as soon as his car packs up he will buy a new one. Turns out he said this 7 years ago and although he has deliberately mistreated it hoping for a new car it is still going strong and he is now on 215,000

 

Must say i am impressed but hopefully he may get his new car .... finally

LOL i started reading that and thought, thats not very nice - then got to the end and it made me grin :D :rofl:

 

Treat it like sh1t and it just keeps going - sods law :rolleyes: