Top tips of monday

 

when waxolying the underside of a horse box dont rub your hair on the recently waxoyled chassis rail

 

top tip 2

 

when you discover shampoo doesnt work and you decide to make your own from a mix of thinners/petrol and herbal essences dont get any on your :smw: or you'll dance around the shower screaming in pain and slip and crack your head on the door to the shower and smash it :slap:

pmsl

Now those are some top tips - what on earth would i do without you :p

what on earth would i do without you :p

 

you wouldn't laugh quite so much :rofl:

ok cheers..if i ever buy a horse box ile make sure its galvanised to avoid breaking the shower:rofl:

:rofl:

 

That must of hurt quite a bit!

:rofl:

 

That must of hurt quite a bit!

 

All adds to the amusement factor IMO :D

I increased the 'accident at work' figures for 2009 today at one of our branches....

 

You couldn't of made it up even if you tried.... :wack: One of those moments you wish you had a camera about!

 

My Monday in Bristol...

 

Stood outside one of our branches warehouse - having a coffee before I went to carry out the training.... Talking away to the Transport Manager. Happy days...

 

I turn to step into the warehouse doors.... see a wooden pallet on the floor - happened so fast, but I tried to step with my left foot in the middle of the pallet and failed. My right foot didn't quite understand the left foots idea and got hooked on back of the pallet.

 

NOTE: Cup of coffee still fullish...

 

So I trip on the pallet, go flying forwards... thought 'dont break the mug' throw my arm up in the air so the mug doesnt hit the floor, my shoe goes flying off, SPLASH the coffee all over the Transport Manager and myself.... and I end up lying on the warehouse floor on my back.

 

No cracked heads though, just bruised and bumped knees/shins.... stoopid bloody health and saftey's up sh1ts creek in that depot! :smash:

omg!!!! pmsl

:rofl: we all laugh at other peoples pain but then it just happens to us :rofl:

Gah that must of hurt :(

lol nobody would be stupid enough to do all of that surely?????? .....:nono::nelson:...this is when you find out the horse box has an aluminium chasis..lol

lol nobody would be stupid enough to do all of that surely??????

 

theres always one and on this occasion it's me :rolleyes:

Thanks for this thread people, it brightened up a cr@p day. :rofl::rofl:

lmao

 

1 More Top Tip

 

1. Dont mast**bate with Shower Gel as a Lubricant..... you will experience the same outcome as Lampshaders Top Tip 2