I work for a large housing assoc and am sort of a multi taskerm but today was priceless.

I turn up at a house to replace 4 x 6x6 fence panels. Out i go to the garden and the family say "u ok with dogs" no worries, in the garden is a huge black St bernard called Dave, covered in slobber, he lets me in the garden and ive met him before, after doing 2 of the panels, get to the third only to find that something is jammed underneath it in the mud, i discover a large pink thing (the type from Ann Summers) having a chuckle to myself, the family in the house are unaware.

I kick it out of the way as im not touching it, into the next door garden. Dave is snoozing on the patio.

Go to my van to get the first fence panel, back to the garden only to find Dave is now playing with a new toy that he has found next door.

I stand laughing and the woman owner comes out, " How you getting on, want a tea?" i reply "im fine but, i think Dave's got something he shoudlnt"

She looks in horror at Dave, i keep on laughing even more, the husband comes out to start laughing at his dog. The woman is fighting with Dave to let go, but he wont, lots of growling, shouting and swearing, husband wetting himself, i can carry on, because of the mayhem, eventually the woman gives up and shouts at Dave " fook you then, you stupid bas***d, hope you choke on it.

Priceless.........

oh dear dirty dave and the dildo!!! :rofl::rofl:

LMFAO :rofl::rofl::rofl:

that's cheered me right up :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

yeh cheered me up too lol.. nice one

2009 thread of the year!

caught in the act!

caught in the act!

 

Fantastic, fooking supreb Gaz, just like it.............LOL:bow:

fpmsl :rofl:

thats brilliant, u couldnt write it lol

Hehe

lol this happened to my cousin ....her dog brought her "RABBIT" down from under her bed...& when her 7 year old daughter asked "what has the dog got"...she took it off the dog & said "oh its only mummys back massager"..lol......ps thats a newfoundland dog!...black & will have webbed feet!...

aaahhh...priceless Stu!!

awesome

Priceless. I would have loved to have been there :rofl::rofl:

 

Reminds a bit of the IKEA ad :

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8mE8Rxk_Rg

there's nowt stranger then folk!:rofl:

 

dan.:)

she should have a better 'hiding' place for it in the first place :slap: :D

hahahahahahahahahahaha

LOL That's ace!

 

Thanks for cheering me up :D

lmfao

she should have a better 'hiding' place for it in the first place :slap: :D

 

Are you trying to say outside in the back garden is not a good hiding place - it works well with dead bodies and what not :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

I nearly wet myself reading that Stu! :rofl: :rofl: