God i cant beleive this has wound me up so much.

Just gone out in the zed, notice a slightly low air on rear tyre.

Go to petrol station to fill it up.

Some stupid silly old donk, gets in front of me and starts to use the air pump.

1st, gets the air thing puts on his front left wheel, after about 2 mins, he then proceeds to the other front. As i look and start thinking about ways to remove him from this earth, he starts on the rears.

Now im sitting there, watching this pillock and decide to tell him so " you need to push the button to get it to work"

He looks at me and smiles and says "silly me" and presses the button, machine now works

As i sit staring working out ways to melt him to nothing, he does all his tyres, Jesus he is so bleeding slow!!!!, and because he has taken so dam long to get going, he has actually let more air of the rear tyre than was in it before (as the machine has stopped)

He then drives off waving at me to say thanks,

I will wave at you next time mate as i set you sail on your last journey.

WHY THE FOOK ARE THESE IDIOTS ON THE ROAD and dont you understand section 428b OF THE ROAD TRAFFIC ACT 1988, If the zed is on the road, you will move of the way.

 

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Rant over.

 

Stu

Lmao

:rofl::rofl: you better have a few of these mate:duffer::duffer: and yes that pisses me right off aswell

Would it be the same thing if it was a half naked hottie doing it???

 

Why arent there half naked hotties doing it dam! Always foolish old people grrr!