General Discussions - Non 300ZX

woman in now 32 weeks pregnant.. past 3 days shes not been well tonight got worse. rang docs, put onto some crap arse answer message about what to do if certain things like, if oyur chokeing or dying call 999!! then after 10 mins wait i speak to some fookin woman who then takes my number for someone else to ring back, 20 mins later no call i ring back tell em im fooked off and to get a move on, 15 mins later they call speak to this guy for ages only to find out hes a fookin nurse giving my wife a consultation over the phone and advising her what medicaation to take.... HELLO .. YOUR A FOOKIN NURSE NOT A FOOKING DOCTOR!! oh boy did i let rip down the phone... i pa…

Just got sent this and it made me laugh ! If its a re post I dont care ! :tongue: IN PRISON a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you. AT WORK you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself. IN PRISON you get your own toilet. AT WORK you have to share. IN PRISON you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK you get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN PRISON you can call other inhabitants any names you care to think of. AT WORK you get fired for insulting your colleagues. IN PRISON they allow your family and frie…

driving home the other day i passed... 1x red e-type convertible 1x red 60;s style mustang convertible 1x red ferrari california all in a nice little line! :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper all three looked amazing!

People have probably seen this on Piston heads but here it is again anyway. Personally I think this is what supercars should look like! All your top Ferraris, Lambos, Zondas and Koenigseggs somehow don't quite look as harmonious... http://www.pistonheads.com/roadtests/doc.asp?c=47&i=14074

[ Warning- this is just a self-indulgent moan about a minor injury I just gave myself! It's all me, me me... :) ] I fell off my mountain bike on Saturday- not quite sure exactly what went where, but I landed heavily on my side and I think I jammed my own fore-arm under my ribcage and into a kidney! :headvswal Rolled around for a bit, like you do. Got up, carried on riding although just watched my mate to the rest of the jumps. Then cycled to the pub for a beer. Only when I got back and went for a tinkle did I realise things were more amiss than just being winded :eek: Got the girlfriend to drive me down to A&E. 2 ultrasound scans and a CT scan later (ov…

http://www.itr-dc2.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=17686 I'm sure if he'd been in a Zed he'd have thrashed him... :p

got a week off, so im going to use this time to get my kit on my car, then its into the bodyshop for its makeover :dance: im all excited wuwhooooo so hopefully this month it will be finished (or at least very close) :smash: :smash:

bugga, i'm off again... going to Tunbridge for the week - to redo my flaming CPC exam! God dammit i better pass this time... :smash: anyways... cheerio, wish me luck, i bladdy well need it! :cry: :cry: xx

Another 5hity thread by me I'm afraid! LOL Has anyone been to this speed dating thing? As sad as it sounds, it may work. To cut a long story short, I've been single for what seems like eternity....some 5 years to be precise, had a lot of bad experiences with ex's cheating on me etc and just a rough time in general from women. They always complain about blokes treating them like 5hit, but it's by no means one sided. Had the odd bit of fun on the way, but just can't seem to meet anyone. :cry: So, thinking about this speed dating thing. Sounds sad and corny, but at the end of my tether. Would like someone special in my life before I get old. Scared shit…

Hi Guyz, well, the shot is short, but worth the look... I met a german 350 in belgium, and we had 1-2 hours great fun. Here the VERY SHORT clip of it! --> 17Mb, high quali, windows media http://users.skynet.be/fa777422/300zx/300350.wmv here the older, for those who didn't saw 'em (if you want the high qual like above, ask! NürburgRing entrance: belgium 300zx meeting: Ian's ZX: MY Fairlady: 350 & 300:

A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old fart, time for you to retire." The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?" The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over.." The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop." The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand…

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many thanks to white-zed and eacyboy for coming over today to help me with working on the car, replaced the worn shocks with some new ones and lowering springs, lowered by 40 mm and the rides even better no skips from the back and it very nice, i just gotta bend down a bit more to get in!! the car looks even more fookin evil from the sides now, problem is i slightly catch the bottom of my drive so tomorrow im off to get a under skid plate made. however many thanks to both guys who took the time to come over and stop me from fooking it up myself! thanks guys.. i love this place bigsi cheers dave/ dave!

last two episodes tonite will they get out or not, i already know, but i wont spoil it for ya's :dance:

This made me laugh :) Snappy Answer #1 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, He opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub." Snappy Answer #2 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy,"Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." Snappy Answer #3 The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I'…

aas part of my new healthy life style, ive decided i need lots of excercise, so i went swimming this morning i did about 12 lengths (im a begginer lol) and bearing in mind the only excercise ive had for about the last 6 years is running across the road for a taxi to take me to the pub i must say i did better than i thought i would have, and i know im going to ache in the morning, but i feel better in myself already im also off the beer, only drink at weekends (in moderation) , im also eating a lot healthier aswell, so no more chicago town beef chilli wraps for breakfast lol just thought i would let ya's all know how im doing, im quite proud of myself …

(Keep you guys smiling, interesting events which occur @ my work thread... lol ... ) righty, little bit of history first, i work for Jewson - in the commercial dept. 'nuff said. :tongue: :dance: EDDIE ARE YOU READY........ Steam was seen coming from the comercial department today when Eddie nearly caused himself an ulcer over a piece of paper. I unintentionally asked about the paper which made Eddie NOT READY for the answer, ultimately nearly causing himself to blow up in the meantime. Elsewhere in Jewson a small kiwi is making herself known by shouting and screaming cool bananas at every oportunity!!! More to come later........

just looked at the date.... :shock: :shock: :shock: hope the beast is in bed .. 666 people only one in a 100 year's

Thats if my fooking turbos dont come today im gona go crazy and the men in white coats are going to come get me and lock me away for being nuts :cry:

Check out the pics, in order. Look at the front wheel in the last one!

HB David - have a great day :duffer: :cool: :duffer:

Can anyone advise me on connecting my lap top to the internet via my mobile phone please? I use it at work via our wirless network within the building using a wirless device pluged into one of the usb port but I want to connect to the internet for short periods ( file transfer) when out on site, I have a blue tooth device to fit in one of the usb ports but no instructions or software, my phone is brand new so assume it is bluetooth too, any hints what to do next? Thanks in advance. Daveman

Well after problems and much head scratching and umming and arring and lots of "dont worry love its only £50 honest" Looks like i pressured my bottom end which forced oil out so i had a choice to make, do i give up or sod it its only money lets just go for it!! So ive gone for it ;) just paid my deposit for my new engine and should be built in approx 3-4 weeks then a couple of weeks to ship over here :) New engine spec is: 90mm Forged Pistons with full ceramic coatings Forged Rods ARP Rod Studs ARP Main Studs Block oil passages cleaned Block redecked Block water passage bored out for more water to back cylinders Block Bored and Honed Cr…

What I want ot know is when you fit the bar in place of the rack whats to stop the wheels having movement from the ball joints, or can you replace them with solid items. Cheers, Scrawn.

Its a biscuit/cake/choccy bar review site :D http://www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com/