General Discussions - Non 300ZX

gents was out with my bro last week & he bumped into a friend who said he had a 600bhp mr2, i wanted to laugh so much i nearly cried, so i asked him what tubs he had, greddy he said, and cams 285degrees ah i said then he said are you the one with the 300zx, i will have you any time :p whats your top speed i asked him with a grin he said 147 :rofl: thats when i had to leave as i juts couldnt keep a straight face LOL!!

One way of putting people off smoking !!!

someone told me yesterday that the ban has been lifted, where can i find out this info?

my apexi bov's from yampiedog sent cheque he sent bovs easy as that, well apart from royal mail not knowing where they are lol anyone know how to fit them :wack:

all watch out....i was the victim of a very nasty automated mobile phone prank earlier today...it involves a girl and a guy...they accuse you of various sex crimes with underage kids....i am no fool as i am on the phone for up to 8 hours a day in my job and it fooled me....it is very very real....so real i and another jap car owner called the cops in she uses the name nicole or natalie....he is called steven ray or rea not funny...if i find out who set me up before they fess up and apologise to me they will get to have hours of fun removing their mobile from whatever place i stuff it...i didnt do 7 years of kickboxing for the hell of it...ip addresses are being …

A wife was very unhappy with her car and complained a lot to her husband. "Buy me a surprise for my birthday!" she said, "something that goes from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds, and I would prefer a blue one!" Happy and excited she was counting down the days for her birthday. And finally she got the beautiful present her husband thoughtfully bought..... CLICK TO SEE PRESENT Apparently he is dead now....

Worth waiting for the bit when it gets into the space ship :rofl: Think the guy's working on a second http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8ajWOpuMH8

I have a rar video what program can i use to open it

none of them (all three lol) will go out on the lash with me tomorrow nite, apperently they are all saving up for christmass what a bunch of pussies, looks like i will be going out on my tod, no way am i staying in when ourlass is out with her mates, it will drive me mad with boredome what to do

Right I am signed off at the moment with tendonitus in my shoulder and have difficulty lifting my arm above my shoulder( doc wanted to sign me off for 2 weeks but i talked her into 1 week with a weeks light duties when i go back), have been suffering with this for the last 4 months but worked through it with the help of painkillers , even worked through the last time the doc signed me off because work needed it and made the injury worse so decided that my health was more important and decided to get it sorted properly this time.This is where it all goes pear shaped as my boss takes these things personally and was pissed so I explained that I needed to sort it out or it wo…

http://.nuneatonandbedworth.gov....morial-vanishes If anyone hears of anything or knows anything phone Warwickshire police in Nuneaton on 02476 641111 or +44 2476 641111 if outside the UK. If this statue can be saved from the criminal smelters then a lot of people will be very grateful. How low can these scum of the earth criminals with no respect go? Just two days after Armistice day. Put the word about guys.

Hi, Looking to get my carputer installed but it's got a problem. When it boots up, it hangs straight after it displays the bios and processor. You have to press any key to get it to carry on through the memory test etc. I did a bios reset and then a CMOS reset but it still does it :( Any ideas? Cheers Vijay

Well its time to go to work, Bye all back later on :)

Ever had bother finding that special tool for that awkward job ?? Search no longer !! Try here ! :rolleyes: http://www.david.zen.co.uk/toolstore/ Alan............

looks very promising http://www.workingtitlefilms.com/film.php?filmID=99

Looks like the telly will be rubbish tonight. Maybe I'll go out, get coked up and give a whore a beating. :dance:

classic Gordon Ramsey kitchen nightmare on telly last night set on the costa del sol....that man can swear for england or scotland had me in stiches...probably the funniest thing on TV he put the owner/chef in a bull ring to help him grow some kahuna's choclate prawns...:hurl: chicken & banana smoothies.... :hurl: looked agasht when presented with the donkey dick kebab :rofl: and not fogetting his numerous put downs....class act

ourlass has just bought one, now im looking for fillings to put in my toasted sandwiches, ive had ham and cheese beans and cheese going to try curried hot dogs next what are your favourites

after lookin at the toastie thread it reminded me of strange bread based snacks my folks used to serve up to me and my brothers in the 70's condensed milk sandwhich...sometimes with coco powder sugar sandwich...soft on the outside crunchy in the middle beef dripping sandwich....or as i think of it now...heart attack in bun even today my kids get odd stuff when they stay...such as the lime jelly n sultana with choc ice and swiss roll stabbed in the top...modern classic anyone got odd family meals?

on the private test track i was joined by a M12 Noble the other day...boy was he in a hurry....at first he was almost directly under my rear number plate making me feel his awsome power.... :slap: .......he never got the chance to see the front plate.... :p

Anyone know what it is / what it's called?

Hi All. oh s**t ,went past a plain cop car with a night time lazer last night at 112mph ,lucky it wasnt 2 miles earlier but anyway,I,m nicked,when pc bad attitude had finished his hypocritical little lecture he informs me I,m not getting a fixed penalty but am going to court and will get banned. In my defence I showed him my speedo has just bust,it was a totaly empty dual carrageway at 12.30 at night and if I loose my licence as a hgv driver I will loose my job,did it help,NO. What do you think licence lost or not,with a brief and lots of pleading?

2,725 of women with boobs popping out, getting off with each other etc. Awesome stuff lol :rofl: http://www.flickr.com/photos/binkysgirls/

Looking good....... Oh dear...........

Subject: Problem Page (Letter from a worried bloke to an Agony Aunt) Dear Madge, I've never written to a problem page before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... the phone rings, but when I answer it, the caller hangs up. Plus my wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently, although when I ask their names, she always says; "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I stay awake to look out for her taxi bringing her home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, it's as if she h…