General Discussions - Non 300ZX

We can get rid of leg hair without pretending that we do a lot of cycling/swimming or any other sport that would require aerodynamic legs. We absently hum tunes from musicals without anyone being suspect of our sexuality. When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic. Should we wake up looking like something the cat dragged in, we can fix it with cosmetics. We can have partners that are years younger than us without being called dirty old perverts. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. Systems support men always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up ou…

i have lost my m.o.t. cert last owner had the mot done and i cant get hold of him. where can i get a replacement, i dont want to fork out 45 pounds.

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I just got this from teh MET How awsome is that, its not redered, its real. Weatehr is amazing sometimes. Well I think the residence of London are amazed thats for sure lol

and you guys thought it was only cars japanese folk pimped really pathetically!! Yes they are bikes... push bikes.... bicycles!! :shock: Love the exhausts on the last one! reminds me of a saxo i've seen somewhere!!

As above just want to wish everyone a happy Xmas. even you funky. hope you all get drunk and fat over Xmas :duffer:

im right into this at the moment, really wish that id started to watch them from the start, i thought they were like all other hospital programmes (shite) going to have to get all the series on disc from somewhere, anyone got them and would like to send them to me for free lol

A blonde walks into a bank in London and asks to see the Manager. She says she's going to Hong Kong on business for two weeks and needs to borrow £5,000. The Manager says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral the loan. The Manager and the tellers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a £200,000 Ferrari as collateral against a £5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. …

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Well I go away for the weekend and come back to find 6 pages of new posts. Yet I did the same the weekend before and hardly any posts. What happened this weekend did everyone suddenly remember they had internet connetion. :shock: LOL

Now I know we all love our wives/girlfriends to bits but sometimes they come out with the most outrageous and ridiculous statements it makes us weep. So, please post them here. I’ll get the ball rolling with a few. I was working up in Scotland and I was packing my bag to go. I asked her to put the hairdryer in my bag (I had hair then) and she asked………oooh can you plug it in up there?!. I was working in Barrow-in-Furness and her brother was working got a job in Aberdeen. She said excitedly, that’s great you two can have a night out together!!. We were discussing silent letters on words such as Merlot and Cabernet (the wines) etc. and her friend didn’t g…

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do with it that matters" "...normally one feels shy to go to a chemist's shop and ask for a smaller size condom." Surely the answer is obvious. For the Indian market, re-pack small-sized ones as "medium/normal" (or "large" if you want to be clever) and normal-sized ones as "XL / Jumbo". That way everyone is happy – including the women – if you believe the intro claim :p

Vince thinking of you, as the bling master!! Wondering if you are going to decorate your Z for the festive season. Know you've won many awards with your car and thought you could win another one with this! Happy xmas mate have a good one :duffer: :duffer: :duffer: :dance: Chris and Marie-Anne,

Couple of mates of mine are in a band, 60's surf punk kinda stuff, recently split the band up & are now looking for a new name to go with. Have previously been called: Sir bald diddley & his right honourable bigwigs, And... The Arousers To give you an idea of the kind of music they play, they do an excellent version of the guitar riff from pulp fiction, surfin' bird by the trashmen, wipeout.... the normal surf stuff. Anybody have any ideas?

Just wondered if anyone had heard any more from nisstek yet ??

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starts in 2hrs! :smash: gonna be some day/night! pub for the big footy game then snooker hall till god knows when then more pubs n clubs :duffer: :duffer: :duffer: :duffer: :duffer: :duffer: iv a feeling i might be unwell in the morning!! :hurl:

...I knew you loved it really :D http://www.elfyourself.com/?userid=9f8b85104e6b14d01625813G20061210

After selling my last place (due to impending redundancy) I've been living at my dads place since April. At last, with a few months at my new job, I'm in a position to buy again, so have been looking over the last few weeks. Well I got told of a place by one of the local estate agents earlier this week, arranged a visit, liked it and put an offer in. I received a phone call today that my offer was accepted :D It's only a two bed apartment, but it'll do for me :) I won't be in until at least the middle of January, especially with Christmas in the way, but I can wait. Anyway I've got to order a sofa and have it delivered before I can live in it, as that's about the only t…

just watched ourlass for half an hour trying to fix the christmass tree lights, she was all for putting the tree up tonite (cause we staying in tonite) and she has been all giddy and excited (as women do lol) she was adamit that i wasnt allowed to help as she wanted to do it her way (fine by me) anyway, she puts all the decorations on, puts the lights in place puts the crackers on (looks nice) switches the first set of light on and then goes to put the second set on and they start to flicker on and off (here is the best bit) for half an hour she tightens bulbs, changes bulbs swops the plugs round takes them off the tree tries them again puts them back on the tree che…

ive just formated my laptop becouse of a virus and now im being plaqued with pop ups.Can anyone recomend a good pop up blocker? Thanks Steve.

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Best Bond? I used to think Dalton wasn't up to much but I watched Livng Daylights and Licence to Kill the other day and I have to say my childhood memories were very blurred indeed. His films are more realistic and gritty than the others which is why he's sometimes overlooked as a good Bond. It also amazes me that after they got rid of Connery they got Moore who is OLDER than him. Granted he did look youthfull for the first few films, but when he did View to a Kill he was 58! And his face was nearly falling off.

>not at all extrovert and completely normal! :p