General Discussions - Non 300ZX

Seriously this kid's future in dance is looking peachy! :D http://ebaumsworld.com/2007/01/breakdancing-toddler.html

After years of fiddling around with guitar stuff I'm finally going into a studio in two weeks to start work on a 5 track demo. I'm currently pulling everything together very roughly using Cubase to give the engineer an idea of where I'm going. Up till now I've been using the sparse but functional drum loops that come with the Zoom G2.1u unit I've got. I also have a copy of Reason (cheers again Si if you're reading this...the CD's for you and Vini are finally being sent off tomorrow, apologies for the delay, been a bit under the weather recently and haven't been able to get out of the house to send them off :( ) so I could program what I need in but it seems a …

Chapter One It was a bright and breezy morning in May and just one week until the big historic re-enactment on the river. John was ever so excited, he had re-painted his punt and Janet was hard at work on his wonderful costume. “John,” said Janet, “there are a few things I need you to buy for me so that I can finish off your costume. Would you go to the haberdashery for me?” “Yes of course I will.” said John, “That’s the little shop owned by Mrs Briskett isn’t it?” “Well, she’s Mrs Douglas now,” said Janet, “she can only be in her late 30s, but she’s already been widowed twice and has just got married again. Funny how all her husbands have been much ol…

don't forget :dance:

Apparently this was a still from an Alabama A&E Hospital. Judging by his hat, do you think he will make it ?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . [/img] Alan................ ;)

Hello all, i am currently in my last year of school and am deciding my future. i want to do aircraft technician and as my dad and some other family members were in the forces he immediately said RAF. last time i was home in england i went to the AFCO and got information on what is required and everything and am up for going into the RAF but now before making final decisions i actually want t here from people who are in the RAF and what they would advise. Is any of the members here in the RAF and what job have they got??? What would you say to a 16 year old who is seriouslt thinking about joining up???

This is what can happen if you've gt a Misubishi L200 with metal bars infront of u in traffic and he 'forgets' to press the break or maybey 'accidently' presses the clutch down. (road wasn't too steep.) Mum was driving the car when it happened but i think i was more pissed of then she was lol. Sorry abotu the quality was taken with my phone. N300TT

or is... (besides shit) been staring at it for like 5 minutes and cant figure it out...

what a good show to start. and wot a crash :shock: never use remolds :slap:

Until Top Gear starts :dance: :dance:

...who's looking forward to the smoking ban this year? :dance: :hyper: I'm allergic to cigarette smoke (one of the chemicals in it) so i can't wait for this to happen now. Anyone else looking forward to it? If you're a smoker how are you dealing with it? Giving up smoking? Boycotting the pubs?

.....do NOT look below..... Funniest thing I've seen in ages!!! The spelling is rib crackingly hilarious. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=120078485801 The front end is like this as he has MK4 Golf headlights for it! :rofl: Scissor action!!!

Just gone up today on the site: "Hammond's back. Really, he is. The Hamster returns to your screen at 8pm this Sunday in the most explosive episode of Top Gear ever - and the action will continue on TopGear.com as soon as the credits roll. Richard will be blogging right here at 9pm - read about this, and our exclusive computer-generated reconstruction of the accident in our news story. Having spent the day with Richard as he made his emotional return to the TG studio, TopGear.com can happily report that he's healthy, happy and just a little bit embarrassed to have caused so much trouble. For a full preview of Series Nine, check out our gallery. Here's …

A married couple were laying in bed one night. The wife had curled up ready to go to sleep, and the husband put his bed lamp on to read a book. As he was reading, he would periodically reach over to his wife and fondle her ''Jack n Danny''. He did this a few times but only for a very short time each time. He would then stop and resume reading his book. The wife gradually became aroused and thought that her husband was seeking some response as encouragement before going any further. She got up and started stripping in front of him. The husband was confused and asked ''what are you doing taking your clothes off?'' The wife replied, ''you were playing with m…

Ok for those of you who remember its exactly a week since I didnt go for the all you can eat chinese with m8s as the GF got pissy. Well tonight i walk in from work (hard day).. she says "IM going out with my sister to some girls 21st bday party" "ok" i say... she then says "Can you drop me off and pick me up?" So i then state "How late you gonna be ive got work tommorow"(I have to get up at 6am) So then she says somthing like "oh dont bother then" and hasnt uttered a word to me until saying bye 5 mins ago Women! :rolleyes:

As title, just a selection that looked good to me ;)..... SUNSHINE >> Trailer>> http://www.worstpreviews.com/review.php?id=30 Pan's Labyrinth >> Trailer >> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0457430/trailers-screenplay-E28892-10-2 300 >> Trailer >> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0416449/trailers Grindhouse (Rodregez & Tarantino!!!) Trailer >> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0462322/trailers Hot Fuzz >> Trailer >> http://www.worstpreviews.com/trailer.php?id=503&item=0 Fantastic Four - Rise Of The Silver Surfer >> Trailer >> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0486576/trailers-screenplay-E3100…

Or are others getting loads of pop ups from off here. I say off here cos I only seem to use this site and it started to happen after I opened a thread. I don't want to start accusations or scare folks but I can't stop it and my virus scanner keeps picking up shit.

Hi, what insurance group does the S13 S14 and S15 have? Also, how much would i have to spend to get a deccent one? Thanx

friggin quiet in here! :confused:

My Z went today :hyper: im Glad as now i can buy a proper car with eight pistons ! :rofl: A big thanks 2 the few people that have helped me in the past :D To the rest of ya, GOOD BYE !

need hand to pick up new interior on sunday :confused: wont fit in zed or punto help please i will cover all costs :bow:

Black new shape 3-series BM. 72mph in a 50 and going through a red light. The light looked yellow to me but the speed was probably about right - out of town single carriage way. I thought he was going to do me at first as he had a long thin folder about the size of a fixed penaly ticket. I used my favourite phrase: "oh dear, I realise now I've been a right prat, thank you for making me realise my driving was so bad". And got off with a brief if patronising lecture. :dance: The copper even complimented me on having a nice car! In your face, forces of law and order - Craig David will be out again this afternoon breaking speed limi…

Can you remove tinting from car windows? Im looking at buying a really tidy car but the windows are tinted and im not really into the pimp thing of tinted windows.... can it be removed (without replaceing the glass throughout the entire car!!)

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5068141794433258458 :rofl:

...and submitted their tax returns yet? :D It's my first one ever (i've been a student bum for most of my life) and it was a pain in the arse but now i have my spreadsheets set up i can whip through the next one :D Amazingly i had enough receipts to cancel out 5k's worth of expenses so i actually was owed some tax back this year :D £109 quid! How's everyone else found it?