General Discussions - Non 300ZX

Apoligies if this is a re-post ! Subject: FW: Haynes Manual Translations > > Dear All > > For all the technically minded among you........ENJOY!!!! > > Haynes Manual Translations > > Haynes: Rotate anticlockwise. > Translation: Clamp with visegrips then beat repeatedly with hammer > anticlockwise. > > Haynes: This is a snug fit. > Translation: Clamp with visegrips then beat repeatedly with hammer. > > Haynes: This is a tight fit. > Translation: Clamp with visegrips then beat repeatedly with a hammer. > > Haynes: As described in Chapter 7... > Transl…

this is a strange one but i cant get a usb driver to work with my datascan on my old laptop and it keeps telling me the program is connected via "com1" so with my interface lead being usb ime fvked unless i can get a seriel to a female usb lead adapter which brings me to ask where could i obtain one of these puppys???????

Me and mrs lampshader where going out tonight and there was a magpie in the road so i stop for it to fly off. Cue the mrs going ooo it's a beaver :confused: to which i give her a look and say it's a magpie, to which she replies well what was woody the wood pecker, err a woodpecker love. Now english isn't her first language but it is perfect so what the hell was she on. Anyone else got stupid thing there mrs has come out with ?

been training in the house, justdoing sit up's and press ups and a few sqauts before i getback to the gym, and fook me its killing me lol, forgot how hard it was, gonna start cycling again to do a bit of cardiovascular aswell as just lifting weighrt's, gonna take months to get rid of all the stella fat from my body lol not gonna start the proper diet yet as im enjoying my food at the moment, have lost about half a stone in a month just by cutting the beer out oh the agony

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. __________________________________________________ _______ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your mem…

Omg it's like a damn jet wash out there. it's coming down well heavy. argh!!!! thunder, i'm scared haha

Can't believe Sly has done rambo 4, looks OK actually IMO. Rambo 4 Trailer

When I Passed My Test At 17 My First Car Was My Dads 3.0 Capri I Loved It As Everyone Else Had Nova 1.3 Sr And I Had A Rwd Monster That Used To Cost Me About 20 Quid A Day To Run But It Was Fun How About Everyone Else???

Opened my credit card bill this morning and got a bit of a shock - the balance was over 7k more than I was expecting!! :eek: Turns out that some b*stard has done a £7k balance transfer onto my credit card from another card. Then, to follow that, there's another £3200 balance transfer a few days later from a different card that wouldn't have shown up until next month! :rant: The CC company even stopped the card after the first attempted transfer, but before the automated system called me to check, someone called them early in the morning, managed to pass through whatever checks they did and had the block lifted. :mac1: The upside is that I'm not liable…

Only for the gangsters :D It has a good variety of new and old school rap/hip hop. it's in itunes under music, hip hop / rap then towards the top: Big R Radio - 108 Jamz and for the pop listners :wack: :D

Just finished watching the concert, found it very entertaining, what was your favorite act? Im split between Take That and Kanye West

Soon to be released new game for most (if not all) platforms! Based in the Star Wars galaxy between Episodes III & IV ;) Trailer >> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moLA1sAGaFk

Who would win ?? :confused: Seeing as this is my 2,000th post, and not all of them have been intelligent ! Thought I might have a funny one !! In spite of the terrorist actions on Glasgow Airport over the weekend, We will not be beaten !! Imagine this had happened in America ?? :confused: There take on it would have been different to us "Jocks" :D :D Enjoy !! Alan.................. America v Glasgow's take on the airport bombing incident If this had happened in a US airport,compared to Glasgow Eyewitness accounts. America:"Oh my God! there was a man on fire,he was running about, i just …

Anyone know where Madhammster is? He's not posted since 15th June and I'm trying to contact him to buy a zed part. Cheers - Dave

I've been away since mid June. I rode my motor bike to Romania and back. I've missed the Zed - I'm about to take it out for the first time in nearly three weeks. Did I miss anything on here or in the 'real world'?

anyone know what it is. this was modified by my father in the 71 and featured in the magazine the pics were taken from in 1972, which i still have. quality not too good though. also theres a write up in there where a bloke was complaining that 4 star was going up 2p, from 22p to 24p, i hope hes still alive to see it now. at that time there was 2,3 & 4 star, diesel was about 8p a gallon & parafin around 5-6p a gallon. god, dont time fly. theres a used car price guide that i will copy and put up, that will maybe jog a few memories.

How do I put a link to my rides in my signature? And I dont meant just pasting the link, I want to have the words 'My ride' and when you click on it, it takes to my rides page?? Did that make sense? Scotty

Right where to start??? First off i'm a complete novice. a while back i bought a Schumacher Menace 21, Brilliant lil buggy. Easy to start, reliable, very fast but.... bit feeble anyway i blow the engine up on that one. So... i was then after something stronger, bigger and better. So i bought a Hpi Savage, well after having the Menace the savage was slow! but hey i thought it strong and well built, when using it one day it got stuck in grass and i soon come to realise it was too gutless no torgue really slow just strong so i then bought the Hot Bodies big twin kit which is 2x .26 tuned engine, pipes, bigger wheels, bigger chassis, bigger twin fuel tank …

http://www.sxoc.com/vbb/showthread.php?t=298492 So, which one of you Cornwall lot has been playing with an SX? lol

As above.............I've only looked at them for the fist time today since I posted them in March and they are all too big to fit on my screen (except the first one). How can I reduce their size so they fit on the screen? Cheers - Dave

just need to say 2 words to express my frustration about not being able to work on my car fvking weather !!!!!!!!!!!! :rant: :mad:

borrowed this off a mate and its absolutely hilarious!! DVD of the live shows he does where he tells us about his travels across the world meeting people who's websites are unique in that when you do a Google search for two words, only one match occurs. naturally enough the first thing i did after id watched it is have a go at GoogleWhacking myself - and the best i could manage was 520 matches. i dont normally take to stand-up comedy but in parts i was crying with laughter :rofl: :bow: definately worth renting/buying. has anyone else seen this?

the missus told the bruv in law last night that i'd never had a foreign holiday this nearly caused the whole resteraunt to come to a complete stop and i ended up feeling like a leper they all thought it was weird and even 1 of the waiters had to comment , its something ive never done cos everytime ive had enough cash to go to foreign climates ive always bought a car or a bike now im 35 and im getting sucked into this cos im worrying that im missing out on things ive never been on a plane ( not that im scared of flying ...its crashing that bothers me ) or been on a big ferry/boat the wifes been all over the world and she and now the rest of the family think im a bit weird.…

As Thoresby was cancelled the wife had a great idea for me to sort out the garage and the shed.Its amazing what you forget what youve got.In the garage i found some old workshop manuals for a 1947 Vauxhall 12 and in the shed the dog found a large toad(as youve probably seen in the news recently its rather damp in Doncaster)which he promptly ran off with and ate,much to the wifes disgust.He then spent a good hour searching for more.

Well as promised Barcelone won the vote so its all been booked and we fly out tomorrow :D Staying just off the las ramblas in the grand marina for 3 nights. Just checked the weather and its 30c over there :D Hmmm just think this time tomorrow i will have a san miguel in my hand :duffer: