General Discussions - Non 300ZX

None of you know that I'm an Artist an a poet as well it would seem. I entered a compertition on the web early in the year. Just out of boredem. I've always writen poems and lyrics from when i used to play in bands. So i thought why not give it a go, Anyway I'm going to Cambridge, Massachusetts, USA. In April 2008 to recieve an award or something. :hyper: Here's my poem if anyone is interested The Dance By Mark Renner Beware, Take heed This contrivance, this entity is starting to Breath Know what risk this line invoke When alluring sparks do dance and smoke As passions charge the closing space To overcome ungainly grace Seeki…

Went to see this last night. thoroughly enjoyed it :cool:

So.. where do we stand (legally) when we are faced driving towards a gritter coming opposite direction that is spreading, and your car gets covered then stonechips everywhere !! ? Edited... lol

Two blondes were working for the council. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind and fill the hole. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one blonde digging a hole, the other blonde filling it in again. An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting into your work, but I don't get it why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again ?" The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose…

....cute....watch the little dude at the end who comes and spectates!

but irish all the same lol love the way the lead singers just stand there with their hands in their pockets lol http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=au30c9ZMIPg

Can anyone tell me what this means? Je suis un chat qui rit beaucoup? I expect someone wants to talk lol

Yes, I know ... this has been covered umpteen times before but this is slightly different (isn't it always ... LOL) I was driving through Solihull this morning (on Monkspath Road to be precise) which is littered with Gatsos. I was approaching a Gatso (ie it was facing me) and as I passed it the bloody thing flashed twice! Now, this particular Gatso is used for traffic going in the opposite direction to which I was travelling. There was no car in front of me, none behind me and none going the opposite way so it was not flashing anyone else. I've done some googling and found that Gatsos are only used to photograph the REAR of vehicles. Truvelo cams are used to pho…

A little funky/electro house mix that i've just finished for you all this Christmas!! Hope you all have a top time and a happy new year!!!! Coppen - Have A Funking Good Christmas (21.12.2007) http://www.megaupload.com/?d=A0BG1U44 1. Intro 2. Dr Kucho & Gregor Salto - Can't Stop Playing (Sunloverz remix) 3. Dirty Old Anne - Turn Me On (Denis The Menace & Jerry Ropero dub) 4. David Amo & Julio Navas vs D-Nox & Beckers - Memory Cell 5. Eddie Thoneick & Kurd Maverick - Love Sensation (Mark Knight & Funkagenda's LCD Mix) 6. Martin Solveig - Rockin Music (Funkagenda's Burnin Fire Mix) 7. Funkagenda & Trophy Twins - Pet…

Thats it all over I now am unemployed :nana2: :hyper:

just found out my old mate from the IOW scotty has been taken into hospital with viral meningitis! spoke to him today seems to be getting better... i wondered why i havent recieved any dodgy pms recently LOL he is hopefully going to be out for xmas if he can shake off the virus. hes had a brain scan and they found nothing (i could have told them that!! ;) ) and a spinal injection thing :confused: so hes in a bit of discomfort with the pain from that GET WELL SOON MATE :cry:

Hi, Please if anyone has any information on Craig Stratton or if anybody can help me contact him please let me know. Barb

It appears Joely P has hit rock bottom. Surely his recent postings and general mutterings can only be explained by a very troubled mind. The pressures of Zed ownership have claimed another victim and if it was not for "Care in the Community" he would not be with us at all. Let us hope he makes a full and speedy recovery from his illness. So sad. Get well soon mate. Graham. ;) :p

2000 posts! :shock:

What's going on over there guys? £45 (10kg)was the cheapest i could get from an item I bought on ebay. In fairness, the seller tried his best, but it seems shipping out of the UK is getting out of hand. that £45 is a quarter of what I paid for the item FFS. It was insured, but if i sent the same package from here(less than 10 kilos) it would cost me around 20 euro I don't think this is just an ebay thing, I reckon shipping companies are all jumping on the bandwagon. Sort it out will you fellas?! have a sit in or something!

Just would like to say merry xmas to all our customers friends and forum members from everyone at SWZ. Many thanks for cards that we have received and all the LOVELY messages. We thank you for your patience and understanding this year as alot of you know we have had a few problems in more ways than one ! Stick with us and next year will be better and bigger than ever before ! all the best and have a wicked XMAS ;)

Just got this email off a friend and i think it could work given time. Rean on see what you think and pass it on Take the time to at least read this, then, see what you think and pass it on if you agree with it. We are hitting 106.9 p a litre in some areas now, soon we will be faced with paying £1 .10 a ltr. This makes MUCH MORE SENSE than the 'don't buy petrol on a certain day campaign that was going around last April or May! The oil companies just laughed at that because they knew we wouldn't continue to hurt ourselves by refusing to buy petrol. It was more of an inconvenience to us than it was a problem for them. BUT,whoever thoug…

Why do Nestlé still make these things for the Quality Street sweets? Utter crap, NO ONE eats them. The amounts of times I've come across an opened box that has been near-demolished containing almost nothing but toffee penny sweets is unreal! Prefer Roses to be honest, but will quite happily tuck into Quality Street. But why the feck does the Toffee Penny still exist?

May I be the first to wish each and every one of you "A VERY HAPPY EASTER". Oh and a merry christle mus :D

What is the most embarrassing moment or quote you have ever had or said, the kind of moment where you just wish a hole in the ground would appear so you could disappear down it. one of my many was when I was round a then girlfriends perants house with her having a nice cup of tea with her and the mother when the girlfriend suddenly out the blue says, Carl do you love me? And me with my big mouth that opens before i think replys...........well i fook you dont i! Then there was silence except the sound of my jaw hitting the ground as i realised where i was and what i had said :rofl: :rofl:

Just booked our tickets for the GP next year :dance: :dance: :dance: Sat in Copse C grandstand. Can't wait!!!! Bring it on :D

Well Peter Jackson has settled the fued for the rights to make "THE HOBBIT" for the big screen, to be released in 2010. he will also make another movie, which bridges the gap from the Hobbit, to the start of the fellowship of the ring. http://hollywoodinsider.ew.com/2007/12/its-back-to-mid.html

Dont have to drive the skoda shed anymore as my 2.6 Carlton Diplomat which i paid £116 on ebay passed its mot today. :)

have been told today that there has been a person spotted in the back gardens late at night, police have been round giving us safety tips :rolleyes: normally i would put the security light on (well it would always be on), but instead ive hammered a load of nails in some wood and half buried them all over the garden (its overgrown anyway), tomorrow gonna hammer some nails into the back of my shed door (from inside out), so if any fooker tries to kick my shed door in they will get a nice nail through the foot will switch off the security light aswell, dont want them seeing the nails will put up a disclaimer high in the alley way (so they cant see it lol) sta…

Seem to have lost a section of the forum, where the jokes are etc :confused: