clarkmagpie

the only thing that was close was ordered porn with a mate when i were a young lad, decided it was best sent to my house as i always beat my parents home until....u guessed it...school trip to glasgow! i got home to a police car outside! my parents got a suspicios package to a fictional character through the post, opened and found filth!! how gutted was i when mr plod took it! thieving tw@T but i couldnt own up!! parents were never the wiser till the best man (mate) told the full story in best mans speech!!

its gonna be a great car in 3 yrs when the depriciation hits home! would not pay full whack for one when u know its gonna loose so much money! perfect to buy a few years old

the moment i was in bed with my now wife she was riding me like a rodeo bull when her mam walked in...tea was apparently ready 5mins ago! she shouted up, we never heard! that was first time i met her mother! took me weeks to go back!!! true true story!

there are quite a few on here who that could be!!!!

i cant do 18th november other dates are fine as far as im aware. nick

see any of the breaking threads either on here or ebay...sure someone will have something suitable nick

what...using your mates pubes as a beard? :shock:

i knew that was coming! :hurl: :rofl:

now thats some conversion!

FATTY PORN!!! well not quite yet but sometime in the show! she is a monster!! :shock: :hurl:

:( its always bad with youngsters involved

he should stick to soccer am quite good on that i thouoght

how did the skydive go? must have gone well since uv made it back!

i agree i want/need one!

sounds a damn good night!

so how far did they go in the lesbian show?!

haha! quality picture that! bet her parents are well proud! lol

bargain!!!

good old michaela strachan............lurvely!

lancaster is full of students! yey! had a few good nights there! so is morcambe just a taxi ride away? i wanna see strippers! lol

morcambe isn't that far from me... must have a night out there i think!

me! i completely forgot! been sat waiting for my old man to pick me up for 1/2 hour! DOH

all the northern members will be there!!!

maybe tracking out?

fair enough! by the way....CAPS LOCK IS ON!!!!!