bantambunny

exactamon mon frere :D

how about this perky little fella.... or even this guy :D :D

I try my best, anything to brighten up the forum :rofl:

Oh shush you, what would you like me to replace my monkey with? :D

oh there's a few i'd love to get rid of round our way :D

"The color orange is called orange because oranges are orange. The word orange first entered our English language in the fourteenth century, in reference to the globose citrus fruit of the orange tree (orange referring to the tree itself, as in "groves of oranges," took another 250 or so years to appear). The earlier history of the word is a bit of a mess, but roughly, English borrowed it from Old French orenge, which borrowed it from Arabic náranj, which borrowed it from Persian nárang, which borrowed it from Sanskrit náranga 'orange tree' (all foregoing acute accents should really be macrons, and the second n in the Sanskrit word should have a dot over it). If you're wondering what happened to the initial n-, the probable answer is that it was lost by metanalysis, which, we recall, is a change in the division between words, which in English gives rise to an adder, originally a nadder. The original French was probably une narenge, with the definite article absorbing the initial n- of the noun. Spanish, by contrast, also borrowed the Arabic word, but in Spanish it ended up as naranja, since the word didn't undergo metanalysis. The change in French from arange to orenge is thought to be due to the influence of French or 'gold', alluding to the color, or perhaps Orange, a town in southeast France through which oranges were shipped. The color orange 'a color in the spectrum between red and yellow' comes from the appearance of the fruit. This sense is first found in the sixteenth century."

All these questions answered and more on "How2" :rofl:

not as far as i know, probably past 20 now :D

Hmmm could be worth it just for a look at my monkey and a good reason to be banned :D Okay scroll down to see it..... Okay hope you're ready for this its a little hairy at the moment...... :rofl:

lol :rofl: round my ex's way there was a single camera that'd been taken down 15 times by a guy with a pickup truck and a petrol driven angle grinder! dropped in the back, went off with it :D lol

...not that i'm posting my manhood on the forums :nana2: :smw: :hurl: :rofl:

crap, blue oranges! and if they start genetically altering fruit, what about blood oranges with real blood! :hurl:

why talk about it when you can show it that's what i say :rofl:

i want square apples! :D

lol, just use a stick sweetheart with the can taped to the end of it, no need to be accurate :D

it'd have to be the size of a large pumpkin to accomodate me love :rofl:

the only spray can you need is a can of laquer which you then spray all over the the lens of the offending camera :D it can't see propely then. £2.50 from halfrauds :D

lol, was following the thread and thought it'd screwed up again then :rofl:

i don't think they do any "lady bits" shaped vegetables do they? :rofl:

What's your favourite root vegetable? :D

my tooth brush isn't that's for sure :rofl:

here here! :D

Dogbottysniffer? :rofl:

boooo :slap:

i'm trying to be polite here, car = willy, oily brown garage = bottom hole :rofl anyway, lovely engine! :rofl: