Everything posted by bantambunny
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Jimmy Saville
pmsl :rofl: i love that vid it's another top creation by rob manuel of http://www.b3ta.com "Up me chocolate starfish lovely lovely lovely!" :rofl:
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The job i'm applying for is driving me nuts!
Craig David: I must admit i have a bottle of Jose Cueruo Tequila sitting on my desk staring at me but i think my legs might not work if i get up to walk round the room when i talk to him lol :rofl: I'm not kidding it's a begger to keep it trimmed up nicely :rofl:
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The job i'm applying for is driving me nuts!
Hunnipie: a) your name NICK TANDY b) address ************ c) serial number 0000100101001023874682 d) if your susceptible to any diseases AIDS e) your make HUMAN f) your model MALE g) shoe size 13 h) size on the flop 1 hectare i) when you last ate about 20 minutes ago :D Cheers matey!
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The job i'm applying for is driving me nuts!
True i can see where they're coming from but to be honest they've lost a number of applicants for this job purely by the assignment which involved me working 36 hours to complete. I'm starting to think about applying for this job in derby doing less work for 25-35k a year but the only thing that's making me hold back is the fact these guys are expanding very very quickly, they've been established for 10 years, won all sorts of awards and they cover 4000 schools in the uk, they're expanding to the states and saudi arabia and the company is really going somewhere so in the long term i should be pushed up the company ladder and salary really quickly over the next two years or so maybe even move to the US etc. Ah well phone call in 15 minutes and i'll find out what else he wants to know :rolleyes:
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The job i'm applying for is driving me nuts!
So i've been working for myself coming for the past 2 years now and decided i'm fed up with the day to day stress of finding new commissions, advertising etc and just want to go back to a nice 9-5 in a small but growing company that i can stick with. Had a job agency ring me up out of the blue and tell me they had found my cv online and thought i'd be suitable for the role in this organisation. They basically provide schools with online learning aids and tasks that the teachers can manage. To actually get an interview i had to complete a task, to create a basic stock control system in php that held items and as people bought them it stopped other people from adding the same item to the cart. I took it to the next level and added stock quantities, lead times etc and made it completely robust and when i say robust apparently their php developer guy tried to break it for several hours and couldn't :D Anyway so finished that, had a 30 minute phone interview with the managing director when i submitted it, waited for a week for their developer guy Tom to test it and report back to Simon the manager of the company, finally got them to offer me an interview yesterday and went in. I'm the ONLY candidate to get this far, most people gave up with the assignment or messed it up. Had the interview, went fine with no problems. so thought: "Phew that's it! all i've got to do is wait for the yay or nay in the next few days" WRONG Had a phonecall today from Henry the guy who was scouting for them to say Simon was ringing me back with a couple more questions he wanted to ask (this is after a 2 HOUR interview and a previous 30 minute phone call interview) at half eleven today. Not only that but he also wants me to meet the php developer Tom in person but he wouldn't be able to come up till the 20th of December because he works from home in Gloucester! I'm going to ask him if he'd like me to drive down and meet him in person this week instead after this guy's finished work. Is it me or this a little OTT for a £27k a year job?????? :headvswal :headvswal :headvswal I'm tempted to just go and work in a factory if it's this hard to get a proper job! lol I passed my degree with a high 2:2 after being hospitalised for 4 weeks in my final year but i think i've more than made up for it in the past 2 years by running a successful business and my interview technique is flawless i've been told by several people. What more do these people want?!?!?!??!?!?! :nono:
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Lol
pmsl :rofl: classic :rofl:
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The human weapon! Amazing!
I'm guessing probably not but you wouldn't steal their kids icecream :D
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Obituary for a Vincent owner
Always sad to hear of someone on here losing a much loved relative. He sounds a special guy and sad to lose another true motor enthusiast Nick
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The human weapon! Amazing!
Not strong, just able to strike with a huge amount of force. As they say if you're strong it doesn't matter it's the fact they carry ot through all the way otherwise the force would bounce sends the force straight back
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The human weapon! Amazing!
http://www.filecabi.net/video/body-as-weapon.html
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I'm converted lol
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=2499 :rofl:
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Greddy Infometer am impressed :)
I think you probably have matey :p Looking forward to seeing what it can do, from what i saw i was really impressed :D
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Wow! I need one of these for going down Cornwall in :D
You gotta love the interior :D
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Wow! I need one of these for going down Cornwall in :D
That's alright but where do you take a shower to wash the sea water off afterward plus it doesn't have a quad bike that drops down from the back so i can blast up and down Gwithian Bay :tongue: lol
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Wow! I need one of these for going down Cornwall in :D
http://www.unicatamericas.com/en/pics/EX70HD-MANTGA6x6-2.html How cool is this? A snip at a mere $300,000 dollars
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Greddy Infometer am impressed :)
I've just got a nearly new one for £80 i'm picking up from a mate in a few weeks time, can't wait! :D
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Illuminated rear panel??????
Well my inverter is probably knackered, i'll have to have a look at it when i empty the boot out next time
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How do I become a registered trader?
Well i hope they let you register matey, all the best! :D
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Do manual turbos fit an auto turbo car?
lol, i might try that...... maybe never lol :D Could do a trip out to tesco car park later or even try it at santa pod next time :D
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my zed still scares the shit out of me
Who's will? :rofl: :tongue:
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my zed still scares the shit out of me
lost it in a straight line the other day in the wet and started to fishtail it toward a load of parked cars. Shopping list for next year: - Manwell conversion :D
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Do manual turbos fit an auto turbo car?
lol, i'm assuming you mean up to the top of first gear not all of them? :rofl:
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Big breasted women, don't f**k with them! eek
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Wlc_uzns_8 :rofl:
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Does anyone have a collection of the old Top Gears form 1992 episode 6?
I have a feeling there's an episode missing somewhere that's been wrongly numbered or something
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Do manual turbos fit an auto turbo car?
Well they're auto one's so no worries and tip top condition from what he told me today. Worth it for the money i paid and i get a free pair of heads as well wahoo :D