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What can i say, i'm usually such a quiet guy. Anyone else want to join in, :p :tongue: Then bring it on :tongue: :p

Calm down people Christ you post something up to cheer the place up and theres always gonna be someone that doesn't like it' IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT THEN IGNORE THE POST.

Like the bank ad says there is another way.

Take it you agree then?

Getting desparate and will rape any bloke thet gets in your way?????? :tongue:

Dont know if it's been posted before but i like it. PEOPLE & THEIR DRINKS A recent magazine survey, interviewed fifty bartenders and they were asked if they could identify a customer’s personality on what drinks they ordered? Although interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: IF WOMEN DRINK ... BEER Personality: Casual, low maintenance; down to earth. Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. COCKTAILS OR BLENDER DRINKS WITH UMBRELLA Personality: Flaky, annoying, dizzy, and a pain in the ass. Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy. MIXED DRINKS - NO UMBRELLAS E.G.; GIN AND TONIC / SCOTCH AND SODA Personality: Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants Approach: If she wants you, she’ll send YOU a drink. WATER Personality: Pretentious and is looking for a serious relationship. Approach: Don’t. WINE - (BOTTLED, NOT 4 LITRE CASK) Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated. Approach: Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation. BACARDI BREEZER, RED SQUARE, ARCHERS COOLER, SMIRNOFF ICE, MUDSHAKE ETC. Personality: Easy; thinks she is trendy and sophisticated actually has no clue. Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... and you’re in. CAPE VELVET Personality: Annoying voice, bit of a tart. Approach: Stand close and mention the alley next to the pub. SHOTS AND SLAMMERS (TEQUILA, VODKA, AFTERSHOCK ETC.) Personality: Hangs around with male work pals or looking to get drunk...and naked. Approach: Easiest hit in the pub, Nothing to do but wait....... IF MEN DRINK... (As always, very simple and clear cut.) CIDER He’s probably under-aged and wants to get laid. CHEAP DOMESTIC BEER He’s poor / student and wants to get laid. CASTLE LAGER BEER He likes good beer and wants to get laid. IMPORTED BEER He’s old; he likes good beer and wants to get laid. GUINNESS The man is a rapist and will get laid one way or another. WATER He just threw up and is trying to wash the taste out of his mouth so that he can still get laid WINE He’s hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image and help him get laid. VODKA OR BRANDY Extremely horny hound, would shag a warm scarf. Desperate to get laid. PORT Thinks he’s sophisticated, secretly likes men and wants to get laid. WHISKY He doesn’t give two $hits about anything and will hit anyone who will get in his way of getting laid. JACK DANIELS Not as masculine as the whisky drinker, knows all about feminine activities (knitting, crochet etc.) to weasel himself into getting laid. RUM OR TEQUILA Likes fighting almost as much as getting laid. BACARDI BREEZER, RED SQUARE, ARCHERS COOLER, SMIRNOFF ICE, ETC He’s gay (blatantly) - don’t turn your back or pick up any dropped change.

With some roasted marshmellows :rofl:

Don't be so miserable, you've got to see things on the light side and stop analysing things all the time. It's funny not because he got hurt but for the pure fact that in anyone's wildest imagination you couldn't imagine anything like that ever happening, till it does.

Dave, dave, hey thats me i'm dave. But i don't know that many people.

Helicopter crashes. It was on the side link from the (more from this user) or what ever it is.

:shock: You could never envisage this happening.

Daft t**t where are their brains, did the photocopier manage to get a pic of it cos he's obviously not got one in his head. :nono: :nono:

What do some people think they are doing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOO9K97pWw8 I'd like to see his explanation on his insurance form.

Could be the one that lives on the road to the northe fort.

I can make out some bush (in the background) but still no car.

Well come on then post the pic of the car up. :hyper:

To help you narrow it down It wasn't me :p :rofl:

It'll be nice to see a few more zeds turn up, we managed four at milkbar this month.

Was at fly. But was told that until i change the exhaust thats the most it will put out as exhaust is choking engine :confused: .

I got the film from town and it was a damn site lot cheaper than anywhere else iv'e looked. They are a sod to do but if you want yours doing will see what we sort out bud.

Not good really mate i ran 277bhp and 313flb torque. But on the up side i didn't blow the engine :rofl:

Sure is. Was at knightsbridge on sat but he had sold out.

Adding a little more bling to the zed. And on the back, from this To this Have more to do yet but got to wait till i can get to the bodyshop.

Stop it stop it stop it :smash: :smash: I can't get anything done over here cos of this bloody wind :cry:. have got work to do on bonnet but Daren't take bonnet off incase it blows away. :rolleyes:

Thought you had some brakes sorted out steve?