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not far to go for 2000 lol

im alive (just)

i had the remix on white label

its fookin hard got to concentrate on what im oressing

why dont you try crossing it with youre dylithium (christ that was hard to spell) crystals if she ken tak it

im back fealing great

cant eat or drink another thing am bloated ive got a full weekend of this shite lol

cheeky fookers lol thats a total one off (free hand) cost over 4oo quid

me chinese

anyone else been drinkin oop my chinkies just arrived

mine on its way have had to vote drunken govner or something 1000 POSTS on my way to 2000

not being negative but im glad he got caught only my mate was travelling down the road at under 30mph (cause of speed humps) then a little girl ran off the path and hit the side of his car and went under the wheel she died instantly, and he was totally shocked he had to see therapists and everything, then the locals got a possy together and give him a good hiding and put his house windows out he has now moved from where he lived and is living in a bedsit his wife left him and he cant see his own daughter and that wasnt even he's fault the child ran into his car even the mother of the child told every one it wasnt his fault it was very disturbing so what im saying is the little pikey should have his balls ripped off and shoved down his throat till he dies, but first make sure he was to blame its a very sad time when something like this happens, and i feel for the family

coking potatoes they are the biggest of the potatoe family no wonder you always think of me when you see them lol you will never eat a jacket chatty in the same way ever again

after a few words of encouregment he has seen sense and took his daughter in and apologised next time i wont be asking questions GOD he is a prick

that is one of the finest moments of my forum history lol i think i look quite good lol

good on ya am ratted jnow anyway lol

oh my kidneys are going to hurt i the morn and so is the coont next door, ive told the kid to stop throwing her tennis ball against my wall so she told her dad so he sent her back out with a football (funny coont eh) what he doesnt realise is they have just had a wall built and there are bricks lying about its going to end in tears and not mine his

cheers guys feeling quite proud at the moment have you seen the size of my balls lol sorry am drunk again

i was waiting for that lol oh let the good times roll

sory bud stargate atlantis is on lol

sorry bud but im all whored out i remember when i was 125 posts young lol

hey you the whore is over for me anyway lol

cheers bud glad you enjoyed egypt

come on i need two more cheers lol

i made it i got there im at 1000 posts am feeling quite ratted aswell 5 cans in an hour or so thanks for all the help cadpaul and turb0z i hope over the last few months i havent really annoyed or pissed anyone off had some great time getting there and i will never look back (there are too many emmbarassing threads lol) love this forum and the people on it so three cheers for me hip hip hooray