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good going bud, hope you enjoyed it

i put a stillen front bumper on with cadpaul, really needs two to do it properly, if only you werent nearer

wouldnt it be easier to just change the number plate, rather than put a new bumper on with the new plate attached lol seriousely though what plans have you got for it, should be starting mine within the next few weeke s

in with a younger owner :tongue:

friday, fook me i should be at work, thought it was saturday lol :duffer: :duffer: :duffer: :duffer: :duffer: :duffer:

phew

i dont know who i am anymore lol :duffer: :duffer: :tongue: :smash: :dance:

sorry john, keep forgetting his name is martyn

sorry bud like i said "im a twat" lol :duffer: :duffer: :wack:

i think what he meant was pm him cause if he put it on here, not just you is gonna look at it and why am i typing like im texting "im a twat"

yeah youre like that little voice at the back of my head saying "go on do it" lol i will always rember your name though mark

when they say "wrestled injured shark" shouldnt they have replaced injured with dead at the end of the day, he aint me is he lol

yeah sounds about right lol

if you dont get his addres s send it tom me i will amke sure it gors into my bank and be spent wisely on stella

i know your name jim, its only the people that i have met and cant rember their names :tongue:

can barely understand english, lol transalte please bud i usually get called-from my tenants anyway "fook of coont av got nee rent ya ****a"

PMSL

oooh hi jill, how u doin...in joey tribianis voice lol :tongue: i aint met jonce yet, but hope to soon cheers phil,

cheeky fooker, ive noticed the way your lass looks at me :tongue: probably thinking whos that wierdo :duffer: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

ive just thought of a title, been thinking for weeks and just thought of it now a property enforcement officer i tell a woman that inb a night club, and she will probably pull her thong off stuff it in my mouth and get her gorguose female mates to take turns on me in the back lane (hopefully lol) (and sexyually of course)

if you go for a older car, the only diesel auto i saw that was that size was a citroen zx, they cam ein estate and hatch, quite good cars considering they are frenc

oh believe me ive had some scraps in me time a list of things ive been threatened with, and i aint even that hard, big or menacing lol is needle (hyperdermic) sharpened screwdriver hammer bat table leg a bottle a fist (from a bloke who was mentally unstable and weighed 20 stone, polic e used bean bag rounds to calm him down(apperently) a gang of people and a car

im both of those in one lol, but i aint gonna chat a woman up saying "hi im a cleaning rent boy, wanna cum back to mine" lol

everyone that you have met fro this forum, can you remember theirr real name i usually cant remember my name lol cadpaul=paul mujina=mark bird=lee paulg=paul guvnor=ian steve-300zx=steve mac1=iain apache=phil leeandjude=lee=getabetausernamelol bandituk=mike the people i dont know thae names of is (but could guess if you like lol) djtomo=? tizer=? bigkim=? (maybe this is obviouse lol) chrisc=? (didnt dare ask him incase he thought it was a chat up line lol) kirbz=? if i met yA and didnt mention ya TUFF you obviousely didnt make a lasting impression lol :tongue: only joking put ya names down :smash: maybe we should have a section with our real names listed (in alphbetical oredr please

i need a new job title, i used to be a plumbing and heating engineer, but the bloke i work for is quiting this and taking me on full time involving his propertys now what i need is a fancy title to match my job description, so when i chat women up i can give a fancy title as to what i do lol, my job entails the general running and maintanence of rented property ie: bedsits, flats, houses, workshops and shops i rent and evict tennants, and also deal with complaints also i collect the rent and chase up arreas, and sometimes run the whole shebang-when my boss is in his spanish villa (coont) so what would be a fancy title, and not just property manager ive already thought of that lol