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your speedo must be fooked lol it doesnt matter if you can get 155 in third, its the length of time it takes to get there

on the limit, about 155 private road

12" forceps a fookin 10ft barge pole wouldnt be long enough, must admit i dont mind scorpins and reptiles, just them big hairy spiders

fookin ell mac, where do you keep all these (locked in a vault i hope lol) must have thick gloves to handle these fookers

now an even better vid would be, me driving my car at lets say 40, you driving yours at 40 in second, then letting them both rip together, now im not saying i would keep up, but i know that my car is quick (some members can vouch for that) but i also know that your car is probably ten times faster and would leave me standing i think that would put into perspective how quick your car is compared to a normal zed, as a lot of us aint ridden bikes at speed on roads, so we wouldnt benefit the experience just my two pence worth lol

i dont mind money spiders, but anything bigger than a five pence and im off like a shot strange cause i dont mind dragon flys and beetles and other types of creepys, but spiders a definate no no

mac, may sound like a silly question, but could any of them beasts that you have kill you (as in posoinous) or have they been made safe

good luck bud, hope all goes well

fook me mac, get that on the bbq it will feed every fooker, or it may just eat all of us ive had a quick look on your site mate, didnt realise they were all yours :shock:

just been out in the garden (or should i say wilderness) cutting and pulling out all the four foot weeds there were hundreds of spiders and greenfly, there was a spider about as big as my hand, i ran like fook, had to get ourlass to kill it, im fookin terrified of spiders (bit girly really) but now ive finished i keep feeling them all over me, i swear if i catch one in me trouser leg id scream like a girl anyone else scared of spiders, i try and face them and try and overcome my fear but i freeze (or run like fook lol) how would i over come this fear, or is it one of those things you just have to put up with

not being technically minded, i have no idea what a macro lense is, and what makes it different from my normal digi camera

just seen this bud, will give ya a ring in a bit (the wench has my phone)

unfortunately bud, dads bday, will be out oj the lash by about 11.30,12.00 then god knows what time we will be back in lol will have to have another some time

mine was the same, just follow what the others have said and all will be well

if my house werent such a shithole at the moment i would, but ive got cables hanging out the walls, gaping holes where walls would be, and i cant even see the back garden for all the weeds, which are upto about 4 foot now lol so when i do get it lookin nice, you's will all be invited round ;)

all i can say is do you have protected no claims, if so torch the fooker (this is meant in jest lol)

can you not change the date to next month, then i could come along lol

i did, you just cant see it on them pics, was full of digi camera batteries lol

no chance, i was sweating like a fat bird at a disco would be a laugh though ;)

i took wonder woman instead lol

it will be like the film demolition man soon lol

couldnt be bothred to load all the pics here aswell so i just linked it from chunks site im batman BTW lol enjoy http://chunkz.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=189

phew, lol

:shock: fook i didnt know that, well thats it we are fooked :rant:

ive just read that the united arab emirates have just recieved delivery of 10'000 black boxes they are boxes that fit in your car and they can moniter your progress and driving, then they are going to start charging you by the mile and also be able to keep track of eratic driving, which means they can fine you every time you speed god knows if this is true, but i bet mr blair and mr brown have their beady greedy eyes on the situation god help us if it comes here