stellaZ

well maybe you should have read the whole fookin thread and realised it aint a jibe at muslim or non fookin muslms, its a jibe at our fantastic :rolleyes: airport security and immigration laws :headvswal :headvswal :headvswal

looks good

thats how you end up with the cold, cause she is wearing the trousers lol

ourlass is watching knotting hill, im on the net looking at porn getting drunk and trying to block out knotting hil

im going to ask my lass to lick my balls not yours, but thanks for the invite lol :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

gonna leave my liver to science :smash:

for picking chicks up in :wack: am hoping to pick up a bike in the resteraunt lol

yup deffo up for that, not too far away though eh lol, leaming spar (or bar(near catterick) was a good place, was there in the summer got well ratted and it has a pub and resteraunt :duffer: :duffer: :duffer:

yeah so do i, thats why i was out all last weekend aswell lol

would love to bud, but believe me-i will be in no state for travelling :duffer: :duffer: :duffer: we really should all have a get together piss up sometime :duffer: :duffer:

yeah as a christmass treat i may get ourlass to lick me balls

yeah me too :duffer: :duffer: :duffer:

admit it bud, its you in the red suit aint it lol i was tbhinking of having something different than the old traditional diner but ourlass wont have it (selfish cow lol)

yup ive always found boxes with red crosses in them very cute lol

gonna let her leave the parrafin heater on (with all windows and vents sealed up lol)

black and white, the fastest of both colors in one helping

ourlass has cold, and ive told her that i dont want it and that she should sleep downstairs apperently im being unfair, i dont think i am, its no use both of us having it is there lol

:D

no kids for me bud's so im out on the lash wuwhoooooooooo

what do people do, i go out on the lash all day with the lads, the wench goes out all day with the lasses, then usually meet up then go home and open a couple of prezzie's (always leave some till we are sober(boxing day lol) hate staying in and watching all the bshite on tv, much prefer lookin at all the scally in santa and elves outfits cant wait wuwhooooooo :dance: :duffer: :dance: :duffer: :dance: :duffer:

dont look down, or up

well done bud, will go out and buy said mag and have a gander at it

fookin ell bud, i m gutted for ya, you sure you cant repair it

1 Apache 2 StellaZ 3 Steve-300ZX 4 Djtomo 5 sideways 6 StellaZ's mate gary

my mate may have a dodge along with us if thats ok, he will be in his vectra 2.6, so bird you may not have the slowest car after all