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i do gaz mate, i feel much better, and im looking forward to getting a kicking from my mate cause i know it will make me stronger and more dtermined to be the best at what i learn to do

there were some middlehurst uk R33 (claimed), but i think in insurance terms they were all still imports, no official uk skylines till the r34 i think???

put some candles in jam jars, got to be better than the standard lights lol in the days of horse and caarrige a light (or flame from a candle) was to warn others of your approach not for you to see other people lol

nice

no, was going to, but i wanted to try the "being the boss" approach again, my mate had one for me if i needed it though, i think as he has just turned one he is actually growing up and taking notice, but at about 9.5 stone (he lost his puppy fat lol) he needs to learn quick before it gets out of hand cheers for the advice though

bloke finds a magic lamp and rubs it, a genie pops out and says i will give you one wish the man says i want a cock that touches the floor, woooosh, baaaaang wallllop, the cloud disapears and the mans legs have gone lol get shot of those long shocksz

flying through buildings????

pmsl, have you seen the protein and caalories in a dog treat, they are perfect lol

some of them dont taste too bad, gave riddick something that smells like smokey bacon crisps, ad although was a bit chewy didnt taste too bad shmacko's are a bit iffy but some are not too bad im sure he gets fed better than i do

on its bellend mate

cheers mate, thats what i have been doing, its not cruel to train a big dog like that, its cruel to have them put down cause the owner was too pussy to be the pack leader and let the dog get oput of hand cheers for the offer though mate, it was more of training ourlass rather than the dog

i thought my water pump had gone once, it was the hose from the the top of the rad blowing water agianst the timing belt casing and running down the belts, it ran crap when doing this as only a bit of water was lost and the temp sender was reading cold all the time may be worth checking, get it really hot then rev the engine whilst lookin ginto the engine bay, make sure you fill it up first though

by the way this is what type of dog riddick is and i bet he is as strong lol

if he didnt like he would rip the bumper off lol

tried one of those aswell dave, he ripped the underside of his legs, ive never known a dog to never show pain like riddick, he hates been told off and cowers when he is getting wrong, but give him a clip and he doesnt budge, he got bit on the ear as a puppy and never flinched, stood infront ot the wench and challenged the dog very hardy he is

cheeky coont lol:rofl::rofl:

im not 11.5, im 13.something lol, i want to be 11.5 and im 30 on monday not sunday lol, adam mc is my cousin who was viewing this thread, the more out on sunday the less beer i have to buy lol, pah 300 miles, i can put it up you for the night if ya like (sorry put you up for the night lol) i will be on form for sunday though lol (i hope)

im about 5 foot 9, its the fookin ocd i tell ya lol not as fat as adam mc viewing this thread lol (you out on sunday for my bday mate)

chekky fooker dave lol cheers craig also been invited to join my mate in a spartan gym, now that will be fun and very helpfull for my job lol

p.s. turning the corner doesnt mean i am gay lol i still love naked women doing dirty things to me (not sure ourlass likes it but what the hey lol)

yeah i know, i am noticing a difference, but i did like a drink when surfing the net gona start jogging with my mate next week you's must have noticed a more sedate stella lately lol

ive tried mate and he nearly ripped his eye out with his duke claw trying to get it off, was a nightmare, even tried leaving it on him whilst in the house so he would get used to it but to no avail lol he gets a quick knee in the back leg with a command and he now knows the yank on the lead will result in a quick tap to his ass if he dont do as he is told

my ocd has taken over the plonk now, i have it in my head that this year i want to be down to 11.5 stone and have some sort of sixpack, i have been dieting and excersising quite a lot lately (poor riddick is knacked lol), and now when i drink i feel guilty to the point where i no longer enjoy it have had 4 cans all nite and been drinking since 5 ish lolwould have normally pissed my pants and annoyed most of the forum by this time of the night even on nights out i will make a nice low calorie meal for supper instead of pizza and kebab, and i dont drink as much as i normally would, i dont drink during the week anymore and when friday and sat comes i may only have about 15 cans all weekend (normally drink that on a friday) am i turning the corner to a healthy life style or is it a fad im going through lol p.s yes si i know it aint big or clever to drink lol:nelson:

hey i said yewcheck, let him sell his car with the pride of saying i had a car of the month

well after nearly a month, ive finally got him to walk nice, still pulls when he see's certain things, but he now walks by my side or just in front took me an hour to walk what normally takes us 20 mins of quick walking just made him sit and wait everytime he pulled, even had comments from the neighbours about how long it took us to get out of the street, yanked on his lead and made him sit and wait till i wanted to go, now when i yank the lead (no double entendre's lol) he hangs back and walks beside me still stubborn as fook, what would normally take a collie 2 hours to learn, it takes him 2 weeks lol