Janus

Love your pussy. It's soooo purrrrty

We're all friends here so if there's anything at all that you'd like to share, I'm sure you won't be judged or treated any differently..... You big BUMDER!! Lmao!

Like you needed to paint em, Kermit boy

Aldi is the place for the weird fruit & veg although I've never spotted one quite like that lol

I've lived in S. Wales so I know where you're coming from (fnarr fnarr)

Could you use outlook to get your emails? I use that & get a pop up notification, a wee envelope on the task bar & a sound

Ah yeah!! *polishes, ahem "halo"*!!!

This is why I usually grill all my bacon, lean sausages, dry fry my eggs etc. getting too old for all that grease. Gives me heartburn!

Ah crap, I'm ALWAYS getting those two mixed up. So which one am I good at again?! :D

Ps the chicken cheesecake was apparently very sweet according to Marc. I wasn't daft enough to try any lol!

I don't need a packet. I use real ingredients like butter & flour and red wine & thyme & shin of beef & shallots & mushrooms & I'm heading to Tesco for the ingredients yummmm!!

Potato bread AND soda bread?! How many carbs?!

I just had it in some toasted multigrain bread with freshly squeezed juice. Nommmm

Pfft to packet mixes! I make everything from scratch :D Am impressed you can cook tho. Last time Marc attempted it he used a portion of butterscotch & mascarpone sauce he found to cook chicken in!!!

And drugs!!

Well you know, I'm a "yummy mummy" which I believe is code for "covered in vomit and shit"

Hope they were kind & you're not too sore after your custody ordeal ;)

I smell like the angels own guffs ;)

Ohh I have seen her. She's scary lol!! And I am a bit of a brick shit house for a girl lol

Love how you all assume that it's me after all these cars. Yeah I post but its Marc who does all the looking and stuff! But yeah I most certainly do drive him to drink ;) Lol

Cheeky git!!!