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A friend of mine offering his services, top quality products http://www.groupon.co.uk/deals/sheffield/vehicle-detailing/5322940

Would of come but working :-( but mabe next time .......... wish i still had my ZED :'(

Im about 40 mins away from nottingham live in a town called retford

Yep will be looking for another but now got to save up again as had to pay for a few things :-(

Thanks guys was well gutted when i found it was hoping i would get it back one day as wish i never sold it :-( but it right off now

if link dont work here's a pic :-(

have been looking for a few to see if i can find my old zed and now i have found it :-( its been smashed up and is now in northern ireland this is what it used to look like :- and now non repareable (middle pic) :- http://www.pistonheads.co.uk/sales/3076784.htm

http://www.mac-remarketing.co.uk/ :thumbup:

Dear Wife: i'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. i've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! __________________________________________________________ Dear Ex-Husband - Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the first thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with my SISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, and I prayed that it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me. So take care. Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell and Free! P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem.

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good Morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they ain't. The oldest is 9 and the other one is 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?" "I'm neither blind or stupid, Ma'am", replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."

I had them on my old jap 300zx tt was well impressed with the quality and preformance

RIP (Frank Butcher) :(

Lol thats kool as foooook "quit ur jiba jaba fool"

I've had cold leftover pizza befor and that aint bad eather

Ok people what would you have on ur full english breakfast I would have : Sausage Bacon Egg Mushrooms Tomatoes Beans Black pudding Toast and of course a fresh OJ and Coffee