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Really sorry to hear this Timmy. Youve got my number bud.

Warnings don't usually concern me but I've forwarded this one as it is important. Please tell this to everyone you know. If someone comes to your front door and says they're conducting a survey and asks you to show them your arse, DO NOT show them your arse. This is a scam; they just want to see your arse. I wish I'd got this yesterday. I feel so stupid...

Yup, ask any engineer you'll get Pipex as the answer 90% of the time. (Only if the engineer is any good though ;) )

Any other symptoms? Heavy steering? do the miles still clock up? Does it spring into life al of a sudden then die?

If I could have helped I would have, really didn't have a clue on this one. Hope you don’t think I was just being an arse to p1ss you off. A bit of stupidity and fun is what makes this place what it is. Hope you get it sorted soon :smash:

Just smile and nod politely. Then back away without any sudden movements.

:dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: Ah you know how to make a man smile Richy baby! :D

I've never had a "FAO Takemetothepub" thread before.

Then you do what i do. GUESS! :rolleyes:

Tonight in the help and advise section I have been sometimes helpful, and sometimes not. Bit of a mixed bag there.

:mad: Another one! I dont know the answers to all these new questions!!!!!!! cant you ask some old calssics like, "How do i open the door" or "Which is the GO pedal?" I'm gonna go make a cuppa.

Drivers footwell next to the accelorator, behind a little plastic plate. Also front of engine passenger side are a few.

I DRIVE AN AUTO, NO NEED TO GO LOOKING FOR NEW CLUTCHES!!!! Just a whole new gearbox :cry:

It can be, I think about 2.5 - 3k is right for scrapping. Sure someone will know more than me on that one though. Trouble is there are some nice much lower mile cars for sale at the mo for silly money and have at least some history. That kind of miles will put a lot of people off for most cars let alone with this kind of car. Scrapping my be your best bet.

Damn newbies asking questions I dont know the answer too. :mad:

Is your an import or UK car?

150k twin turbo with no history and boost upped. To be honest mate, unless it a really REALLY clean looking car your not gonna get much for it. I'd say put it up for 3K and see if you get any bites. Good luck though.

Na, no backlash at all. Its just a bit of ribbing, each their own and I hope MINTY is happy with the outcome of his car, it just too tempting not to have a go ;)

Here you go MINTY. "Puts on best game show voice" With this new one off body kit you too will be the envy of any car meet, smile as you drive down the street with everyone turning to look at you in this amazing car. Feel smug as you rev the engine in your 1 litre with 12" exhaust, and for that extra special effect why not put on an audio tape of dump valves and fool passers by that it’s turbocharged! I know its not a Ka but its just as poo so sure you'll feel right at home in it. :x:

No she wouldn't let me :cry: Oh you mean of the dump valves being fitted, um, no sorry I didnt.

:cry: Where is my shoe?

YES!!!!!!!!!! I'm in!

Dont need to take the bumper off at all!!!!! Take off the headlight pannel, remove the airbox/filter and T pice, undo the three bolts on the front oil cooler, undo two bolts holding on the fan, unplug the fan and take it out. Then its just two bolts that hold on the current recircs and undo the pipes attached to them. Really really easy, have a go.

Whore!!!!!!

Go feck yourself lard boyeeeee!!! Its a feckin HIPPO COOLER!!!!!!! I was envolved in the design of the feckin' thing so should know what its called!!! YOU QUESTION MY ITEM NAMING SKILLS AGAIN I'LL BE ROUND WITH A JACKDOOR-BAR TO DUFF YOU UP!!!!!!! :smash: