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Would have had to get in a long que though :rofl: ;)

This story happened a while ago in Dublin , and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, its true!!!!! John Bradford, a Dublin University student, was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a big storm. The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly, he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stopped. John, desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, got into the car and closed the door.. only to realise there was nobody behind the wheel and the engine wasn't on . The car started moving slowly. John looked at the road ahead and saw a curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life. Then, just before the car hit the curve, a hand appeared out of no where through the window and turned the wheel. John, paralysed with terror, watched as the hand came through the window, but never touched or harmed him. Shortly thereafter John saw the lights of a pub appear down the road, so, gathering strength, he jumped out of the car and ran to it. Wet and out of breath, he rushed inside and started telling everybody about the horrible experience he had just had. A silence enveloped the pub when everybody realised he was crying and....wasn't drunk. Suddenly, the door opened, and two other people walked in from the stormy night. They, like John, were also soaked and out of breath. Looking around, and seeing John Bradford sobbing at the bar, one said to the other... 'Look Paddy.....there's that idiot that got in the car while we were pushing it!!!!'

It was ME :D Wheres my prize! :tongue:

How about all subscribed members get to pick a day they think the millionth post will happen, and whoever gets it right wins something? Kinda like lottery bonus ball you get in pubs. That way its open to only subbed members?

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didnt look anywhere near 160mhp to me

The speeding in question was it really HER car???? Of course she can have a copy of the picture regardless who was driving. The crime involves the aligation of her property.

Well seeing how oftern that happens here its very likely!!! :rofl:

Surely the millionth post is the millionth post regardless on who posts it, it is an achievement of the forum not the user posting. I wouldnt have a problem whoever won something for making the post.

Trust Fu*kingSi to go and name change :D

Your poll is rubbish, mine is far superior! http://www.300zx.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=101636 :D

Sounds like you have more of a problem than grounding mate, the outside of a head unit should never eath out as it shouldn't be live in the first place!

OOOHHHHHHH!!!! I'd get cramp from over use of the clicking the BAN button!!!! :smash: :rofl:

950,000 so still a way to go yet!

Your gonna poke the tester on a lift!!!! :nono: :rofl:

No, 1,000,000th poster ever on the forum in total. Not indervidual members to reach 1 million posts :slap:

Yeah there should be a millionth poster prize!!!!!

He plays an idiot on the TV as he has been asked to. I'm sure there are a few traits that are genuinely his but on the whole I feel they all for the most are just exaggerated persona’s of themselves and not how they actually are at all. Not sure how you can think anyone an idiot without knowing them, especially when your only reference to them is via a scripted TV program.

Ha ha! I'm not saying Volvos are like that, but its the stigma same as Skoda still have even though the new cars are very good!

Never heard anything good about them. The other cars in its class are far far better according to all reports

Brown chord trousers, flat cap and driving gloves! :rofl:

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Tell you what, there was a song I had that would come on now and then (3000 song MP3 unit on random) and I would end up going faster and faster AND FASTER!!!!!!! Was rediculas but was feckin awesome to drive to! What was the song????........ Back to the future theme http://youtube.com/watch?v=kx0zAH47yAA

If the guy is offering to pay and not being an idiot about it (Which most people are these days) why be an idiot to him? I'd just get it fixed propperly through whatever means I normally would. Most likely second hand and have it sprayed.

:rolleyes: No, these are always show cars donated by garages and manufactures. Doesn't cost the public a penny.